Paul Lynde Quotes - Page 2

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• The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.

  Paul Lynde

  Comedy, Belts, Whole

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• Women are my best friends, my best audience. If I look out from the stage and see a lot of men, I know I'm in trouble

  Paul Lynde

  Men, My Best Friend, Looks

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• My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables,for that matter.

  Paul Lynde

  White, Kitchen, Tables

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• Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.

  Paul Lynde

  Dresses, Want, Someday

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• It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.

  Paul Lynde

  Worst Moments, Comedy, Stage

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• My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.

  Paul Lynde

  Sister, Ugly, Faces

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• My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.

  Paul Lynde

  Eight, Small Numbers, House

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• I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

  Paul Lynde

  Hilarious, Humorous, Three

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• If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

  Paul Lynde

  Knows, Ifs

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• I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored.

  Paul Lynde

  Interesting, Looks, Spices

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• I cant stand those food cult people who bring their own food into the house. All those little thermoses and paper bags-it makes the other guests uncomfortable.

  Paul Lynde

  People, House, Bags

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• My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.

  Paul Lynde

  Dad, Son, Ham

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• The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.

  Paul Lynde

  Long, House, Dining

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• I think basically an actor is a salesman.

  Paul Lynde

  Thinking, Actors, Salesman

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• I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

  Paul Lynde

  Names, People, Comedy

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• Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

  Paul Lynde

  Mother, Want, Purses

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• I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

  Paul Lynde

  Funny, Life, Witty

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• I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.

  Paul Lynde

  Beautiful, Wine, Auctions

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• My following is straight. I'm so glad.

  Paul Lynde

  Glad, Following

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• My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

  Paul Lynde

  Father, Interest, Adamant

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• I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

  Paul Lynde

  Comedy, Obsession, Rich

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