Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.
Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand.
I find to my astonishment that an unhappy marriage goes on being unhappy when it is over.
Thank God you can flee, can escape from that massy five-foot-thick maggot-cheesy solidarity which overlays the earth, in which men and women in couples are ranked like ninepins.
I can't get divorced because I'm a Catholic. Catholics don't get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, just like God intended.
To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.
Divorced men are more likely to meet their car payments than their child support obligations.
Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book.
There are four stages to marriage. First there's the affair, then there's the marriage, then children, and finally the fourth stage, without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce.
American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.
Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.
Divorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage.
Winning isn't the end of the world
In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.
You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.
A society's apprehensiveness about divorce is an expression of its fear of change and of its resulting desire that personality remain unvarying.
'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.
Divorce isn't such a tragedy. A tragedy's staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of divorce.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Divorce is an embarrassing public admission of defeat.
For a couple with young children, divorce seldom comes as a "solution" to stress, only as a way to end one form of pain and accept another.
The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce.
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