I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.
It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.
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