We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.
I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.
Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice.
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.
There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.
One sip of this will bathe the drooping spirits in delight, beyond the bliss of dreams.
I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.
Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
Good people drink good beer.
Do you drink?" "Of course,I just said I was a writer.
I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.
If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.
I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.
The demon of intemperance ever seems to have delighted in sucking the blood of genius and of generosity.
Don't trust people who don't laugh. I don't.
I like to have a martini/Two at the very most.
I don't trust people who don't use profanity.
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
If you don't know where you're going any road will do
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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