I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
And malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man.
I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling.
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult.
Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.
There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.
I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.
He that drinks fast, pays slow.
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector.
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.
O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains!" - Cassio (Act II, Scene iii)
One sip of this will bathe the drooping spirits in delight, beyond the bliss of dreams.
I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.
Do you drink?" "Of course,I just said I was a writer.
Good people drink good beer.
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.
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