Ass Quotes - Page 40

• Sometimes it seems like this is the choice - either kick ass or kiss ass.

  James Caan

  Kissing, Choices, Violence

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• The world is a bundle of hay, Mankind are the asses that pull, Each tugs in a different way And the greatest of all is John Bull!

  Lord Byron

  Different, Hay, Bulls

  Lord Byron (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Lord Byron (Illustrated)”, p.558, Delphi Classics

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• [Terry] Tussey has been my favorite gunsmith, but I'm also using other people for other things and giving other people chances because there's only so much Terry can do. He knows me to be the best shooter and the most finicky, so I'm really a pain in his ass.

  Steven Seagal

  Pain, People, Giving

  "Choose Your Weapon: Steven Seagal Talks His Favorite Guns". Complex Interview, www.complex.com. February 12, 2010.

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• I know how to turn it on [computer]. I know where the disc goes: in that little slot but I can't always get it out. And I have three genius-level computer savvy kids who save my ass all the time. I'll tell you what I don't do. I don't watch the news on TV anymore. I get my news online. And like all of you, I Google whoever I want.

  Bruce Willis

  Kids, Google, Genius

  Source: www.indielondon.co.uk

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• If you got the balls to follow something through, you can end up being the coolest, smartest guy in the room, because you've literally put your ass on the line.

  Steve Coogan

  Guy, Balls, Lines

  Interview with Scott Tobias, film.avclub.com. August 20, 2008.

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• Pretty much any given day, barring some major distraction, I get melodies coming to me. Lyrics don't come quite as easily. So I've been inventing little projects and challenges to sort of kick my ass with the lyrics.

  Andrew Bird

  Challenges, Littles, Distraction

  Source: www.avclub.com

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• A lot of social media saved my ass, so I'm totally for it.

  Sky Ferreira

  Media, Social, Saved

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• I don't necessarily think of myself as a feminist, but I'm a whole person. I'm not just breasts or ass or thighs - I'm a whole being! And it just seems like women aren't necessarily striving to be the whole of themselves.

  Jill Scott

  Thinking, Feminist, Strive

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• My acting wasn't the best. But damn, my ass looked tight.

  Anne Hathaway

  Acting, Damn

  Interview with Chelsea Handler, www.interviewmagazine.com. August 16, 2011.

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• There is on earth among all dangers, no more dangerous thing than a richly endowed and adroid reason, especially if she enters into spiritual matters which concern the soul and God. For it is more possible to teach an ass to read than to blind such a reason and lead it right; for reason must be deluded, blinded, and destroyed.

  Martin Luther

  Spiritual, Soul, Earth

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• Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an ass.

  Stephen Hawking

  Jesus, Love You, Thinking

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• It's a good time to say "Oh" and take stock and say, "Gee, how was I ethically this year?" That's the problem with faith, Joe. What it does is it kind of screws up your priorities. Your priorities shouldn't be saving your own ass, which is the focus of Christianity. The focus should be, I'm a good person, and I do that just for the sake of being good. Like the Christmas song says, "Be good for goodness' sake."

  Bill Maher

  Song, Years, Focus

  "Scarborough Asks Maher How to End 'Mutually Assured Destruction' of President-Bashing". www.newsbusters.org. January 2, 2010.

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• Home is where your ass is and if you want to move you move your ass the first step is learning to change homes with someone else and have someone else's ass.

  William S. Burroughs

  Moving, Home, Want

  William S. Burroughs (2007). “The Wild Boys: A Book of the Dead”, p.63, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

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• There's a boy across the river with an ass like a peach; alas I was no swimmer and lost my Clementine.

  William S. Burroughs

  Boys, Rivers, Peaches

  William S. Burroughs (2007). “Naked Lunch: The Restored Text”, p.114, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

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• The law is an ass, an idiot.

  Charles Dickens

  Law, Idiot

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• Each nation knowing it has the only true religion and the only sane system of government, each despising all the others, each an ass and not suspecting it.

  Mark Twain

  Government, Knowing, True Religion

  Mark Twain (1973). “What Is Man? and Other Philosophical Writings”, p.213, Univ of California Press

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• People are all the same. We need a personal reason to get our asses off the couch.

  Olen Steinhauer

  People, Needs, Reason

  Olen Steinhauer (2010). “The Nearest Exit”, Macmillan

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• On solemn asses fall plush sinecures, So keep a straight face and sit tight on yours.

  X. J. Kennedy

  Fall, Faces, Solemn

  X. J. Kennedy (1973). “Emily Dickinson in Southern California”

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• I'm not lazy, but I don't have that spur on my ass that most people have, like, "Oh, god. I have to get something out or else my career will be over!" I don't really care if my career is over.

  Fiona Apple

  Careers, People, Lazy

  Interview with Matt Diehl, www.interviewmagazine.com. June 4, 2012.

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• You can say "ass," but you can't say "asshole." That's why I always cringe when a character in a TV show refers to someone as an "ass." Unless you're British, calling someone an ass really doesn't work. But those are the rules of television. You can be a dirtbag, but not a scumbag.

  Gilbert Gottfried

  Character, Tv Shows, Calling

  Interview with Amelie Gillette, www.avclub.com. August 9, 2005.

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• I was raped: I said no and he wouldn't stop. I also had a scar on my back and blood coming out of my ass. To some that's just rough sex. Some would read that sentence and be turned on by that: the 51st Shade of Gay.

  Kevin Sessums

  Sex, Gay, Blood

  Source: www.thedailybeast.com

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• I find myself applying the addict's impulse to how I cruise. I don't look at the ass. If I see a hot guy walking towards me I look at his arm, and if he has a vein I fantasize about shooting up with him.

  Kevin Sessums

  Guy, Hot, Looks

  Source: www.thedailybeast.com

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• I think there are three types of actors. There are the ones that do the ego thing, which is "I'm never going to look bad in a movie, ever." This is mostly the action film dudes, like, "Nah, hell no. He ain't punchin' me! I'd whoop his ass!" Then you've got the activist type who bases their decisions in the development of a character on what it symbolizes to society - what the ethical code is. And then the third type is a true thespian who doesn't give a flying rat's ass what it is as long as it's deep, powerful, and painful, and they will dive in headfirst. I really respect those people.

  Michelle Rodriguez

  Powerful, Character, Thinking

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass.

  Marlon Brando

  People, Palms, Slap

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• Get your assets working for you so that your "ass" isn't working for someone else.

  Robert Kiyosaki

  Assets

  FaceBook post by Robert Kiyosaki from Jun 03, 2011

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