Chickens Quotes - Page 13

• I'm no cook. When I want lemon on chicken, I spray it with Pledge.

  Joan Rivers

  Life, Want, Aging

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• In Spain, attempting to obtain a chicken salad sandwich, you wind up with a dish whose name, when you look it up in your Spanish-English dictionary, turns out to mean: Eel with big abcess.

  Dave Barry

  Food, Mean, Wind

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• Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse.

  Dwayne Johnson

  Men, Wwe, Arses

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• Fried chicken is my husband's favorite food.

  Chelsea Clinton

  Husband, Favorite Foods, Fried Chicken

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• I don't do method acting. If I play a farmer I'm not gonna spend 3 weeks on a chicken farm. That's a bit too much for me.

  Carice van Houten

  Play, Acting, Too Much

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Animals are being exploited in such an unbelievable way; it's not acceptable. PETA is trying to get your attention, and they're successful at it. ... If you talk to people who grew up on a farm, they'll tell you that they had an experience where they were taking care of a cow, and one day their parents took it away and killed it. It's a torturous experience for them, and that's when they became hard. People are taught to be grown-up or whatever, and that's dumb. That bond they had with that cow or chicken was real.

  Alicia Silverstone

  Real, Successful, Animal

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• To the goggling unbeliever Texans say, as people always say about their mangier dishes, 'But it's just like chicken, only tenderer.' Rattlesnake is, in fact, just like chicken - only tougher.

  Alistair Cooke

  Food, Cowboy, People

  Alistair Cooke (1979). “The Americans: Fifty Letters from America on Our Life and Times”, Hodder & Stoughton

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• When we found out Blackburn's owners wanted us to do a chicken advert for Venky's, we didn't really know what to think. I had to pretend to love it, but the truth is, one bite and my stomach was in knots.

  Michel Salgado

  Football, Thinking, Truth Is

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• It is beter to live 50 years as a tiger rather than live 100 years as a chicken

  Edgerrin James

  Years, Politics, Tigers

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• Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion.

  Mariah Carey

  Ashes, Lotion

  Song: It's Like That, Album: The Emancipation of Mimi, 2005

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• Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit.

  Jesse Jackson

  Biscuits, Born, Ovens

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• The first meal my husband ever made me was a chicken curry. I have never tasted anything so delicious in my life.

  Lesley Nicol

  Husband, Firsts, Meals

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• One day Mum saved up for this exciting new thing - a frozen chicken. She cooked it on the Sunday and we all sat around waiting for it, but there was a terrible smell from the kitchen. She didn't realise that the giblets were in a plastic bag inside it. We just ate vegetables and she cried and cried.

  Carol Vorderman

  Sunday, Smell, Vegetables

  "Carol Vorderman: My family values". Interview with Nick McGrath, www.theguardian.com. August 19, 2011.

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• The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken.

  Maya Angelou

  Comfort, Fried Food, Fried Chicken

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• 'Taxi Driver' was the best thing that ever happened to me, and I didn't become a weirdo and squawk like a chicken.

  Jodie Foster

  Taxi, Weirdo, Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me

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• What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering? It has to be a McChicken burger...a chicken burger gets blank looks. Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it into your McEyes, you f**cking McTosser!

  Billy Connolly

  Mcdonalds, Looks, Burgers

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• I think a rotisserie is like a really morbid ferris wheel for chickens. It’s a strange piece of machinery . . . We will take the chicken, kill it, impale it, and then rotate it. And I’ll be damned if I’m not hungry! Because spinning chicken carcasses make my mouth water! I like dizzy chicken. With a side of potatoes of some sort.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Thinking, Water, Mouths

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• I'm a vegetarian. You're a what? I don't eat meat. How can you not eat meat? I just don't. He says he does not eat meat. What? No meat? No meat. Steak? No... Chickens! No... And what about the sausage? No, no sausage, no meat! He says he does not eat any meat. Not even sausage? I know! What is wrong with him? What is wrong with you? Nothing, I just don't eat meat!

  Jonathan Safran Foer

  Meat, Doe, Sausage

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• Sipping once, sipping twice, sipping chicken soup with rice.

  Maurice Sendak

  Soup, Rice, Sipping

  Chicken Soup with Rice: A Book of Months (1962)

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• It used to be standard practice that the pre-match meal consisted of egg, steak and chicken. But I talked them into changing to complex carbohydrates. So now they will sup on porridge, pasta or rice.

  Craig Johnston

  Sports, Practice, Eggs

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• Chicken is good and never stop eating you will look like me and you will have hair like me and sing like me and be 500 pounds!!!!

  Justin Bieber

  Hair, Looks, Pounds

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• My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts.

  Carl Barron

  Funny, Dad, Sound

  "Carl Barron Live". Comedy, 2003.

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• You never count your chickens before they hatch. I used to keep parakeets and I never counted every egg thinking I would get all eight birds. You just hoped they came out of the nest box looking all right. I'm like a swan at the moment. I look fine on top of the water but under the water my little legs are going mad.

  Ian Holloway

  Football, Thinking, Swans

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• In my opinion, if most urban meat-eaters were to visit an industrial broiler house, to se how the birds are raised, and could see the birds being "harvested" and then being "processed" in a poultry processing plant, they would not be impressed and some, perhaps many of them would swear off eating chicken and perhaps all meat.

  Peter Cheeke

  House, Bird, Environmental

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• You talk about me, I am chicken to fight you. That's not true. I bring you dessert on November 12th.

  Vitali Klitschko

  Motivation, Fighting, November

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