Creepy Quotes - Page 6

• Everything creepy and Southern isn't Faulknerian, just like everything annoying isn't Kafkaesque.

  Scott Spencer

  Southern, Annoying

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• I'm so weird with women. I couldn't go up to a gorgeous woman and tell her the building's on fire. 'Don't take this the wrong way, uh. I don't mean to be weird and I'm not trying to be creepy, but the building's on fire.

  Dana Gould

  Mean, Fire, Trying

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• World War Z was a great zombie film because those were zombie performances. It wasn't just a bunch of people walking around slow. They did close-ups on zombies who were performing, as a mindless dead thing. They were creepy and scary.

  Tom Savini

  War, People, Scary

  Source: collider.com

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• I've seen comedians make people laugh by being either really dark and sad and touching, or really strange and bizarre and creepy. You can take the format and do whatever you want with it, and that seemed interesting to me.

  Amy Seimetz

  Dark, People, Laughing

  Source: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• Once upon a time there was a girl who discovered that if she played a certain tune on a jade flute, she could summon up jade gnomes, a peculiar, harmless, but rather creepy looking spirit of the underground. The fact is that many of us have talents like this, but generally never discover them due to lack of opportunity, since one can go one's entire life without playing a jade flute, or discovering that one can speak the language of ground sloths, or turning fruitcake into solid tungsten by singing Sinatra tunes to it under a quarter moon.

  Ursula Vernon

  Girl, Moon, Opportunity

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• I think most comedians go through that (period), where you have to change or evolve. You don't want to just keep doing variations on the same themes. And, besides, it would look kinda creepy for a guy my age to be doing stuff that, like, a 20-year-old would do. 'Yeah, this is bullshit!' It's, like, 'Really? You don't have bigger concerns at this point in your life?'

  Patton Oswalt

  Thinking, Years, Bullshit

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• I definitely have a Google obsession of Juliette Binoche. I'm obsessed. I'll read everything she's ever said. I can tell you anything you want to know about Juliette Binoche, or Jack White. Those are my two creepy obsessions.

  Elizabeth Reaser

  Two, White, Google

  Source: collider.com

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• Ever come home and found your room messed up? Like some helpful person (hi, Mom) has tried to "clean" it, and suddenly you can't find anything? And even if nothing is missing, you get that creepy feeling like somebody's been looking through your private stuff and dusting everything with lemon furniture polish?

  Rick Riordan

  Mom, Home, Missing

  "Percy Jackson and the Sea of Monsters". Book by Rick Riordan, April 1, 2006.

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• The internet's a creepy thing, especially if you have kids. It says something very creepy about the fact that I use the same machine to masturbate with as I use to teach my kid the alphabet.

  Greg Giraldo

  Kids, Machines, Use

  "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn". TV Series, www.imdb.com. 2002-2004.

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• The term Big Brother is from George Orwell's book 1984 - where everyone's watched over by a network of cameras called Big Brother. I've never understood why Orwell chose that phrase for somebody watching you all the time. Isn't that more like Creepy Uncle?

  Craig Ferguson

  Brother, Uncles, Book

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• What we're going for, in those humorous moments, is the absurdity of it all. The craziness of the night manager offering them an umbrella in the height of what is a horrible disaster was like, "What?!" That's Andy Greenfield, and he nailed the audition. He's the sweetest guy in the world, as is often the case with those guys, but on camera, he's so creepy that a lot of us kept saying, "You know, Andy, don't look at us like that anymore, okay? You're scaring us."

  Remi Aubuchon

  Humorous, Night, Offering

  Source: collider.com

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• In the middle of nowhere, along a quiet stretch of road, the diner dreamt of the hungry dead. And of two men.

  A. Lee Martinez

  Men, Two, Middle Of Nowhere

  A. Lee Martinez (2006). “Gil's All Fright Diner”, p.7, Macmillan

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• I think it's creepy if a guy says, I would never hit a girl. Cause that should go without saying. That's like if you ever heard a guy go, I would never crap in a hot tub.

  Bonnie McFarlane

  Girl, Thinking, Guy

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• You never think of films being really creepy that you're in because you just remember the funny stuff.

  Pell James

  Thinking, Being Real, Stuff

  Source: collider.com

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• I live for books that produce a mood of gathering creepy fascination, a true descent in the Weird.

  Gemma Files

  Book, Fascination, Gathering

  Source: www.sfsignal.com

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• It was more work than it seemed, looking through a telescope, as the Earth was continually moving and you had to move along with it. You don't realize how fast this acutally happens, and it's kind of both creepy and wonderful when you stop to think about it. And it makes you realize there's absolutely no way to avoid change. You can sit there and cross your arms and refuse it, but underneath you, things are still spinning away.

  Deb Caletti

  Life, Moving, Thinking

  Deb Caletti (2013). “Love Is All You Need: Wild Roses; The Nature of Jade”, p.59, Simon and Schuster

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• Bullets are creepy." Stephenie

  Janet Evanovich

  Bullets

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• Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.

  Lewis Black

  Sneaky, Nancy

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• Mirroring behavior. When a mark takes a drink from his water glass, so should you. When he smiles, so should you. Keep it subtle, rather than creepy, and it’s a good technique.

  Holly Black

  Glasses, Water, Technique

  Holly Black (2012). “Black Heart”, p.11, Simon and Schuster

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• When I said it aloud, it sounded terribly creepy, which is why I had said it aloud.

  Amanda Hocking

  Said

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• I'll never forget my 24th birthday when my tooth got punched out. And for a second I was like, it would be really hilarious if I sold it on eBay. But I can't, that's just too creepy. I don't think I can go there.

  Evan Rachel Wood

  Birthday, Thinking, Ebay

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• Government is afraid that people may think the worst and panic about these creepy horrible invaders. So the idea is: We have to avoid panic by all means.

  Gordon Cooper

  Mean, Thinking, Government

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• She watched me with a creepy sort of detached curiosity, as if I were a bug crawling across the sidewalk in front of her. I wondered briefly if she was the ant stomper type.

  Rachel Vincent

  Curiosity, Ants, Bugs

  Rachel Vincent (2009). “My Soul to Lose”, p.28, Harlequin

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• Adina gave a little shriek. "That fish just swam past my leg! Creepy! Where did it go?" "To your right! Two o'clock! Get it!" "You are officially the most bloodthirsty vegetarian ever.

  Libba Bray

  Past, Two, Legs

  Libba Bray (2011). “Beauty Queens”, p.147, Scholastic Inc.

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• No, no, no, no, no. Anything but murder. Or rape. Or kidnapping. Or armed robbery. Or indecent exposure, ’cause that’s just creepy.

  Darynda Jones

  Causes, Murder, Armed Robbery

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.134, Macmillan

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