If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
Brandy and water spoils two good things.
Drink wine every day, at lunch and dinner, and the rest will take care of itself.
Being sober for so many years is getting interesting.
Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.
Be careful not to be the first to put your hands in the dish. What you cannot hold in your hands you must put on your plate. Also it is a great breach of etiquette when your fingers are dirty and greasy, to bring them to your mouth in order to lick them, or to clean them on your jacket. It would be more decent to use the tablecloth.
I like a cook who smiles out loud when he tastes his own work. Let God worry about your modesty; I want to see your enthusiasm.
I always ask at once, 'Do you drink?' and if she says 'No,' I bow politely and say I am sorry but I fear she will not suit. All good cooks drink.
I know a good woman who thinks that her son lost his life because he took to drinking water only.
How about slipping out of those wet things and into a dry Martini?
It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.
We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink.
Cookery is not chemistry. It is an art. It requires instinct and taste rather than exact measurements.
There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.
After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.
As a rule they will refuse even to sample a foreign dish, they regard such things as garlic and olive oil with disgust, life is unliveable to them unless they have tea and puddings.
A man wants nothing so badly as a gooseberry farm.
A man, doubtful of his dinner, or trembling at a creditor, is not much disposed to abstracted meditation, or remote enquiries.
As for bread, I count that for nothin'. We always have bread and potatoes enough; but I hold a family to be in a desperate way when the mother can see the bottom of the pork barrel. Give me children that's raised on good sound pork afore all the game in the country. Game's good as a relish and so's bread; but pork is the staff of life... My children I calkerlate to bring up on pork with just as much bread and butter as they want.
A pasty costly-made, Where quail and pigeon, lark and leveret lay, Like fossils of the rock, with golden yolks Imbedded and injellied.
Any of us would kill a cow rather than not have beef.
A man who is careful with his palate is not likely to be careless with his paragraphs.
Anti-alcoholics are unfortunates in the grip of water, that terrible poison, so corrosive that out of all substances it has been chosen for washing and scouring, and a drop of water added to a clear liquid like Absinthe, muddles it.
A man that lives on pork, fine-flour bread, rich pies and cakes, and condiments, drinks tea and coffee, and uses tobacco, might as well try to fly as to be chaste in thought.
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