Dating Quotes - Page 35

• The Boston Globe is reporting that Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry used to date actress Morgan Fairchild but it didn't work out. Apparently she couldn't handle dating someone with bigger hair then she had.

  Jay Leno

  Dating Someone, Hair, Boston

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• You are confronted with abysses of time that are, in a way, unfathomable. You see a painting in charcoal of raindeer and it was left unfinished and somebody else finished it. But through radio carbon dating we know that the next one completed the painting 5,000 years later. You're just blown away by the notion of passage of time. We have no relationship to that kind of depth of time.

  Werner Herzog

  Years, Radio, Way

  "Cave of Forgotten Dreams (3D) - Werner Herzog interview". Interview with Rob Carnevale, www.indielondon.co.uk.

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• There is a disease to which plays as well as men become liable with advancing years. In men it is called doting, in plays dating.The more topical the play the more it dates.

  George Bernard Shaw

  Men, Years, Play

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• The difference between prose logic and poetic thought is simple. The logician uses words as a builder uses bricks, for the unemotional deadness of his academic prose; and is always coining newer, deader words with a natural preference for Greek formations. The poet avoids the entire vocabulary of logic unless for satiric purposes, and treats words as living creatures with a preference for those with long emotional histories dating from mediaeval times. Poetry at its purest is, indeed, a defiance of logic.

  Robert Graves

  Simple, Emotional, Differences

  Robert Graves, Patrick J. Quinn (2000). “Some speculations on literature, history, and religion”, Carcanet Press Ltd.

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• Men generally pay for all expenses on a date ... either sex, however, may bring a little gift, its value to be determined by the bizarrness of the sexual request to be made later that evening.

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Sex, Men, May

  P. J. O'Rourke (1983). “Modern manners”, Dell Books

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• Dates used to be made days or even weeks in advance. Now dates tend to be made the day after. That is, you get a phone call from someone who says, "If anyone asks, I was out to dinner with you last night, okay?"

  P. J. O'Rourke

  Night, Phones, Dinner

  P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People”, p.99, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

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• I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Nice, Kissing, Giving

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• The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.

  Alan Jay Lerner

  Sex, Fans, Female

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• Since I got a divorce, I have been dating younger guys. But it's just because they're the ones that ask me out.

  Jerry Hall

  Divorce, Guy, Ask Me

  "Jerry Hall seeks mate". The Associated Press Interview, www.smh.com.au. June 7, 2005.

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• I'm single. I'm independent. And I'm dating. I think if you're honest that you're dating, there's nothing wrong with that.

  Jerry Hall

  Independent, Thinking, Honest

  "Jerry Hall seeks mate". The Associated Press Interview, www.smh.com.au. June 7, 2005.

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• Text is, in some ways, on the way out, unfortunately. There are dating sites now that are just pictures.

  Christian Rudder

  Way, Site

  Source: www.pbs.org

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• A great piece of advice for online dating is to stand out from the crowd. So greetings like "hello" and "hi" are very common. They do less well than things that are a little bit quirky or a little bit weird, like "howdy" or "holla." The rarer your salutation, the better it does, in general.

  Christian Rudder

  Advice, Quirky, Doe

  Source: www.pbs.org

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• When you're dating, abstinence is a greater expression of love than making love, because you're doing what's best for your beloved, not just what feels good in the moment.

  Jason Evert

  Love Is, Expression, Feel Good

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• What I think I know about dating is that you can't take back something you say in a date. You can't lie, and you can't pretend to be someone you're not unless it's not going well and you never see them again. It never works if you try to make yourself seem like someone you're not, and you want to keep dating them. Be yourself. Don't embellish. It will always come back to get you.

  Michael Urie

  Being Yourself, Lying, Thinking

  Source: www.glamour.com

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• The tabloid that said that I dressed up as a medieval, like a sexy medieval something and that upset me more than the dating rumors that have been circling around that were fake. If somebody thinks I'm going to dress sexy to a costume party, they have another thing coming.

  Jennifer Lawrence

  Sexy, Party, Thinking

  "Jennifer Lawrence on Career, Being Star-Struck and a Homebody: 'I Just Have a Very Weird Job'" by Chris Connelly, Brandon Baur, abcnews.go.com. February 11, 2013.

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• We all prospect, and don't even know we're doing it. When you start the dating process, you are actually prospecting for the person you want to marry. When you're interviewing employees, you are prospecting for someone who will best fit your needs.

  Zig Ziglar

  Needs, Want, Fit

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• I can say I'm a relationship person, and I like relationships. I think I also like relationships because then you don't have to date because dating is horrible.

  Greta Gerwig

  Thinking, Horrible, Persons

  Source: collider.com

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• A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. I told them, 'I'm just dating my sister and couldn't swear that it wasn't a weather balloon.'

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Thinking, Up North, Weather

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• What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? How long would a blind date last? About 13 seconds, I think. Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big. That's ok, your breath stinks anyway. See you later.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Sorry, Thinking, Long

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• I once dated a girl that was wild. She was so wild that one night she gave her phone number to the mechanical bull.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Girl, Night, Phones

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• I used to date a girl from Buffalo. Why can't I meet a girl with normal parents?

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Girl, Parent, Buffalo

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• If you live far away from a person you no longer want to date just let them know that they are geographically undesirable.

  Dane Cook

  Want, Far Away, Persons

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• Any guy that refers to dating women as the hunt or being on the prowl should be evaluated for a number of conditions.

  Dane Cook

  Numbers, Guy, Should

  Twitter post from Jun 28, 2013

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• The problem with dating a model is they won't go out with you if your cars color doesn't match their outfit.

  Dane Cook

  Color, Car, Problem

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• You know what I'd like to be able to do more than anything else? I'd love to be able to shoot spaghetti out of my fingertips. Pppptthhh! Cause no one wants to be covered in spaghetti. No. If I'm on a date with a girl and she's very rude, I'd be like, You know what? Pppptthhh! Enjoy your spaghetti, you're very rude. Enjoy your spaghetti, cause you're rude. Pppptthhh!

  Dane Cook

  Girl, Rude, Able

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