Dating Quotes - Page 36

• I can say I'm a relationship person, and I like relationships. I think I also like relationships because then you don't have to date because dating is horrible.

  Greta Gerwig

  Thinking, Horrible, Persons

  Source: collider.com

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• A lot of people up North, they think everybody from the South is married to their sister and has seen a UFO. I told them, 'I'm just dating my sister and couldn't swear that it wasn't a weather balloon.'

  Jeff Foxworthy

  Thinking, Up North, Weather

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• What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? How long would a blind date last? About 13 seconds, I think. Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big. That's ok, your breath stinks anyway. See you later.

  Jerry Seinfeld

  Sorry, Thinking, Long

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• I once dated a girl that was wild. She was so wild that one night she gave her phone number to the mechanical bull.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Girl, Night, Phones

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• I used to date a girl from Buffalo. Why can't I meet a girl with normal parents?

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Girl, Parent, Buffalo

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• If you live far away from a person you no longer want to date just let them know that they are geographically undesirable.

  Dane Cook

  Want, Far Away, Persons

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• Any guy that refers to dating women as the hunt or being on the prowl should be evaluated for a number of conditions.

  Dane Cook

  Numbers, Guy, Should

  Twitter post from Jun 28, 2013

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• The problem with dating a model is they won't go out with you if your cars color doesn't match their outfit.

  Dane Cook

  Color, Car, Problem

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• You know what I'd like to be able to do more than anything else? I'd love to be able to shoot spaghetti out of my fingertips. Pppptthhh! Cause no one wants to be covered in spaghetti. No. If I'm on a date with a girl and she's very rude, I'd be like, You know what? Pppptthhh! Enjoy your spaghetti, you're very rude. Enjoy your spaghetti, cause you're rude. Pppptthhh!

  Dane Cook

  Girl, Rude, Able

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• Platonic friendship-the interval between the introduction and the first kiss.

  Sophie Irene Loeb

  Kissing, Romance, First Kiss

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• When a girl says she likes you as a friend, what she means is: "Rather than have sex with you, I would prefer to lose you as a friend."

  Roger Ebert

  Girl, Sex, Mean

  Roger Ebert (2013). “Roger Ebert's Movie Yearbook 2007”, p.364, Andrews McMeel Publishing

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• You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  School, Redneck, Daddy

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• Why does every girl in the world wanna date me? Especially right now man, especially when I'm busy!

  Donald Glover

  Girl, Men, Doe

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• The only thing worse than dating a single mom is dating a single mom that won't put out.

  Chelsea Handler

  Mom, Single Mom

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• Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away.

  Dov Davidoff

  Disappointment, Lying, Horrible

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 22, 2011

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• Is it a bad sign when you see the person you're dating and get the same feeling as if you just saw police lights in you're rear view mirror?

  Dov Davidoff

  Mirrors, Light, Views

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jan 27, 2012

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• You have the attention span of a large bug, and yet I don't feel good enough about myself to not date you.

  Dov Davidoff

  Feel Good, Attention, Bugs

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• Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?

  Dov Davidoff

  Fall, Eye, Tears

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• I dated around some, but I've always been a serial monogamist. I don't know how people date around a lot, and not want to stab themselves in the face with a sharp object.

  Chris Hardwick

  People, Want, Faces

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• I think a man's dream woman changes as he goes through different stages in his life. I'm fortunate to be dating my dream woman now.

  Wissam Al Mana

  Dream, Men, Thinking

  "Janet Jackson 'splits' from husband Wissam Al Mana - five things to know about the billionaire businessman" by James Draper, www.mirror.co.uk. April 9, 2017.

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• I just don't like when there's a rumor that says I'm dating someone who is below my standards. But when I got divorced, my ex-wife said I was spending all my time with Lindsay Lohan and Angelina Jolie. I was like, 'Thank you for the big ups!'

  Marilyn Manson

  Dating Someone, Wife, Rumor

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• I came to the realization that I started dating my now-wife junior year of college, before you actually went on a date. You didn't take girls from college out to dinner. I've never been on a date. I've never been on a date where I didn't know the end game. I've never casually dated someone. I've only been out to dinner with the woman who would eventually be my wife.

  Jon Gabrus

  Girl, College, Years

  "Nerdy meathead Jon Gabrus on straddling the bro/geek divide". Interview with Kyle Ryan, film.avclub.com. February 3, 2016.

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• Of course, a lot of courtship and dating is about sexual attraction. If you're an attractive person, you have that sort of interest from people, whether you cater to it or not, but when you get older, that's not really the leading thing anymore.

  Patricia Arquette

  People, Attractive, Interest

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• There's no way to get around it; online dating is work. And some people are more skilled at this kind of communication than others.

  Rachel Martin

  Communication, People, Way

  "'Fake Missed Connections' A Genre Of Its Own". "Weekend Edition Sunday" with Rachel Martin, www.npr.org. January 17, 2016.

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• I feel like I've always had gay fans, I don't think my dating a woman has changed my demographic, but it certainly changed the way I feel about politics.

  Sia Furler

  Gay, Thinking, Fans

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