Dating Quotes - Page 38

• You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.

  Jeff Foxworthy

  School, Redneck, Daddy

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• Why does every girl in the world wanna date me? Especially right now man, especially when I'm busy!

  Donald Glover

  Girl, Men, Doe

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• The only thing worse than dating a single mom is dating a single mom that won't put out.

  Chelsea Handler

  Mom, Single Mom

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• Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away.

  Dov Davidoff

  Disappointment, Lying, Horrible

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 22, 2011

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• Is it a bad sign when you see the person you're dating and get the same feeling as if you just saw police lights in you're rear view mirror?

  Dov Davidoff

  Mirrors, Light, Views

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jan 27, 2012

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• You have the attention span of a large bug, and yet I don't feel good enough about myself to not date you.

  Dov Davidoff

  Feel Good, Attention, Bugs

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• Is it a bad sign when someone asks you about the person your dating and a tear falls from your eye as you leap into oncoming traffic?

  Dov Davidoff

  Fall, Eye, Tears

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• I dated around some, but I've always been a serial monogamist. I don't know how people date around a lot, and not want to stab themselves in the face with a sharp object.

  Chris Hardwick

  People, Want, Faces

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• I think a man's dream woman changes as he goes through different stages in his life. I'm fortunate to be dating my dream woman now.

  Wissam Al Mana

  Dream, Men, Thinking

  "Janet Jackson 'splits' from husband Wissam Al Mana - five things to know about the billionaire businessman" by James Draper, www.mirror.co.uk. April 9, 2017.

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• I just don't like when there's a rumor that says I'm dating someone who is below my standards. But when I got divorced, my ex-wife said I was spending all my time with Lindsay Lohan and Angelina Jolie. I was like, 'Thank you for the big ups!'

  Marilyn Manson

  Dating Someone, Wife, Rumor

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• I came to the realization that I started dating my now-wife junior year of college, before you actually went on a date. You didn't take girls from college out to dinner. I've never been on a date. I've never been on a date where I didn't know the end game. I've never casually dated someone. I've only been out to dinner with the woman who would eventually be my wife.

  Jon Gabrus

  Girl, College, Years

  "Nerdy meathead Jon Gabrus on straddling the bro/geek divide". Interview with Kyle Ryan, film.avclub.com. February 3, 2016.

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• Of course, a lot of courtship and dating is about sexual attraction. If you're an attractive person, you have that sort of interest from people, whether you cater to it or not, but when you get older, that's not really the leading thing anymore.

  Patricia Arquette

  People, Attractive, Interest

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• There's no way to get around it; online dating is work. And some people are more skilled at this kind of communication than others.

  Rachel Martin

  Communication, People, Way

  "'Fake Missed Connections' A Genre Of Its Own". "Weekend Edition Sunday" with Rachel Martin, www.npr.org. January 17, 2016.

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• I feel like I've always had gay fans, I don't think my dating a woman has changed my demographic, but it certainly changed the way I feel about politics.

  Sia Furler

  Gay, Thinking, Fans

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• It was really shocking to me that when I was dating a dude I could get married and my taxes were 8 grand less, blah blah blah.

  Sia Furler

  Married, Blah, Taxes

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