No poems can please long or live that are written by water drinkers.
Life's too short to drink bad wine or smoke poor cigars.
I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.
it's a smile, it's a kiss, it's a sip of wine ... it's summertime!
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
Wine is sunlight, held together by water.
Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried with fewer tensions and more tolerance.
No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Good company, good wine, good welcome, can make good people.
Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Drinking wine was not a snobbism nor a sign of sophistication nor a cult; it was as natural as eating and to me as necessary.
Wine can of their wits the wise beguile, Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile
Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
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