I have been tight as a tick! Fried as a mink! Stiff as a goat!
The Irish sometimes make and keep a vow against whiskey; these vows are usually limited to a short time.
if a man be discreet enough to take to hard drinking in his youth, before his general emptiness is ascertained, his friends invariably credit him with a host of shining qualities which, we are given to understand, lie balked and frustrated by his one unfortunate weakness.
It is claimed that the United States gets the cleanest and purest tea in the market, and certainly it is too good to warrant the nervous apprehension which strains and dilutes it into nothingness. The English do not strain their tea in the fervid fashion we do. They like to see a few leaves dawdling about the cup. They like to know what they are drinking.
To drink for pleasure may be a distraction, but to drink from misery is always a danger.
New York was the only city I knew in the world where you could be desperately lonely at nine in the morning, crossing the street for a bagel at Gristede's, and find that seven hours later you were drinking Irish coffee at P.J. Clarke's with all the friends you had inherited along the way.
I know a good woman who thinks that her son lost his life because he took to drinking water only.
I would start drinking something terrible if I were in a situation where I was surrounded by lies or quiet or secrets. It's just not a real life.
When people ask me why are you singing a drinking song if you don't drink anymore, because when I did drink I drank enough to sing drinking songs for the rest of my life!
There seems to be a peculiar and particular tie between men who have been drunk together.
I change jobs like drinking water ... And as I grow accustomed to the new flavor of a drink I regard as delicious, yes, vital, something fades, life balks. So I break camp; I shed skins.
Banquets are always pleasant things, consisting mostly, as they do, of eating and drinking; but the specially nice thing about a banquet is, that it comes when something's over, and there's nothing more to worry about, and to-morrow seems a long way off.
Drink promises you everything, but gives nothing.
[On alcohol:] Total abstinence is an impossibility and ... it will not do to insist on it as a general practice.
It's solitary drinking that makes drunkards.
What stops you killing yourself when you're intoxicated out of your mind is the thought that once you're dead you won't be able to drink any more.
Drinking isn't necessarily the same as wanting to die. But you can't drink without thinking you're killing yourself.
The moment of cocoa-drinking was always the moment of confidences.
The fun, joy, and humor dry up in a relationship when one of the partners is swimming in gin. To my way of thinking, it is selfishness personified to see life through the bottom of a liquor bottle.
Prohibition is a hard sounding word, worthless as a rallying cry, hard as a locked door or going to bed without your supper.
when I spoke of having a drink, it was a euphemism for having a whole flock of them.
I have heard people say that they drink to forget their sorrows but the more I drink the more sorrows I collect
The only way to really have safe sex is to abstain. From drinking.
If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their clothes or dangling the cat out the window, they can sort of blend in. An alcoholic at a small gathering is called an intervention.
nobody ever stops drinking until the cost of drinking becomes higher than the cost of not drinking.
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