Drunk Quotes - Page 13

• Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them.

  Gilbert K. Chesterton

  Wine, Beer, Littles

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• How much for the bottle, put it on my tab. Hop out like a model all them foreign tags. Get so drunk and high, I will have to call a cab.

  Wiz Khalifa

  Meaningful, Bottles, Tag

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• When you once attribute effects to the will of a personal God, you have let in a lot of little gods and evils - then sprites, fairies, dryads, naiads, witches, ghosts and goblins, for your imagination is reeling, riotous, drunk, afloat on the flotsam of superstition. What you know then doesn't count. You just believe, and the more your believe the more do you plume yourself that fear and faith are superior to science and seeing.

  Elbert Hubbard

  Believe, Evil, Imagination

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• I believe that in your heart you already know something is profoundly wrong. When bartenders are responsible for drunk drivers' acts, and gunmakers are responsible for criminals' acts, and nobody is responsible for O. J. Simpson's acts, something is wrong.

  Charlton Heston

  Fear, Believe, Heart

  "Truth And Consequences". Speech to the Yale University Political Union, www.varmintal.com. April 16, 1999.

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• I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

  Dean Martin

  Drinking, Night, Complaining

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• "Mr. Churchill you're drunk!"
  Mr. Churchill: "And you, Lady Astor, are ugly. As for my condition, it will pass by the morning. You, however, will still be ugly.

  Winston Churchill

  Morning, Drinking, Ugly

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• The difference between a drunk and a alcoholic is that a drunk doesn't have to attend all those meetings.

  W. Arthur Lewis

  Beer, Differences, Meetings

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• Beer was not made to be moralised about, but to be drunk.

  Theodore Maynard

  Beer, Made

  "Carven from the laurel tree; essays".

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• A bird in the boughs sang "June,"
  And "June" hummed a bee
  In a Bacchic glee
  As he tumbled over and over
  Drunk with the honey-dew.

  Clinton Scollard

  Summer, June, Bird

  CLINTON SCOLLARD (1888). “OLD AND NEW WORLD LYRICS”

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• It is a sultry day; the sun has drunk
  The dew that lay upon the morning grass;
  There is no rustling in the lofty elm
  That canopies my dwelling, and its shade
  Scarce cools me. All is silent, save the faint
  And interrupted murmur of the bee,
  Settling on the sick flowers,
  And then again Instantly on the wing.

  William C. Bryant

  Summer, Morning, Flower

  William Cullen Bryant, “Summer Wind”

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• In the spiritual journey, you cannot be a wine taster, you have to become a drunk.

  Mooji

  Spiritual, Wisdom, Wine

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• I am not so think as you drunk I am.

  J. C. Squire

  Drinking, Thinking

  Poems (1926) "In continuation of Pope on Newton." Cf. Oxford Dictionary of Quotations (1979) 378:7

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• Reality: "If we can sue the gun manufacturers for human actions, does this mean we can sue the car manufacturers for being hit by a drunk driver?"
  They (in favour of gun control) must believe in the existence of a substantial number of persons who are willing and able to break serious laws such asthose prohibiting murder, assault, and robbery, yet who are not willing or able to break gun control laws. Dr.

  Gary Kleck

  Believe, Mean, Gun

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• By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as you save the cost of the drinks you would have otherwise drunk, it is cheaper than free.

  John Green

  Real, Drinking, Hangover

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• Joscelin, is love supposed to make you feel like you’re sick and dying, and mad enough to hit someone and drunk with joy, and your heart’s a boulder n your chest trying to burst into a thousand pieces all at once?” “Mm-hmm.” He finished his ale. “That would be love.

  Jacqueline Carey

  Heart, Mad, Sick

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• Get drunk, Austin, have a love affair. It would be a tragedy to die and discover that you hadn't completely used up your body.

  Jane Urquhart

  Tragedy, Austin, Would Be

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• Gwynn, she was always talking about wanting to be drunk and honestly I did want to encourage that, I wanted to go to a bar with her and let all the stuff sobriety pushed down be released so I could catch it in my palms and finally kiss her. She was just so sad. Melancholy was a fleshy wave permanently cresting on her face, she had to speak through it when she talked.

  Michelle Tea

  Kissing, Talking, Sobriety

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• Sometimes I think of you and I feel giddy. Memory makes me lightheaded, drunk on champagne. All the things we did. And if anyone has said this was the price I would have agreed to pay it. That surprises me; that with the hurt and the mess comes a shift of recognition. It was worth it. Love is worth it.

  Jeanette Winterson

  Hurt, Memories, Thinking

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• Whisky, I find, helps clarity of thought. And reduces pain. It has the additional virtue of making you drunk or, if taken in sufficient quantity, very drunk.

  Julian Barnes

  Pain, Taken, Helping

  Julian Barnes (2011). “The Sense of an Ending”, p.97, Random House

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• But there's no joy at all, people say "Oh well he's drunk and happy let him sleep it off"--The poor drunkard is *crying*--He's crying for his mother and father and great brother and great friend, he's crying for help. (p.111)

  Jack Kerouac

  Mother, Brother, Father

  Jack Kerouac (2012). “Big Sur (Annotated)”, p.91, BookBaby

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• I'm drunk but truthful.

  Fyodor Dostoevsky

  Truthful

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• I’d ask you to hang out with us, but you’re not supposed to see me this way.’… ‘What way?’ I ask. ‘Drunk?’ ‘Yeah…well, no.’ His voice softens. ‘Real, I guess.’ ‘I’ll pretend I didn’t.’ ‘Nice of you.’ He puts his lips next to my ear and says, ‘You look good, Tris.’… I laugh. ‘Do me a favor and stay away from the chasm, okay?’ ‘Of course.’ He winks at me.

  Veronica Roth

  Real, Nice, Voice

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• The ' pleasure' of being drunk is obviously the pleasure of escaping from the responsibility of Consciousness.

  Ayn Rand

  Responsibility, Escaping, Consciousness

  Ayn Rand (1964). “The Virtue of Selfishness”, p.61, Penguin

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• If you just warn people, they often simply ignore you. But if you ask them a question, then they have to think about it. And once they start to think about the consequences, they almost always calm down. Unless they're drunk, of course. Or stoned. Or aged between fourteen and twenty-one. Or Glaswegian.

  Ben Aaronovitch

  Thinking, People, Twenties

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• Being a seasoned Londoner, Martin gave the body the "London once-over" - a quick glance to determine whether this was a drunk, a crazy or a human being in distress. The fact that it was entirely possible for someone to be all three simultaneously is why good-Samaritanism in London is considered an extreme sport - like BASE jumping or crocodile wrestling.

  Ben Aaronovitch

  Sports, Crazy, Wrestling

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