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• Honey, don't walk out, I'm too drunk to follow.

  Tom Petty

  Rejection, Honey, Walks

  Song: Rebels

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• When I went out on tour as Bing Hitler I would hook up with Lenny and we'd get drunk together. He was always very supportive. He was a big star and a lot of what he said to me had power and impact. Apart from that, I just like him.

  Craig Ferguson

  Stars, Impact, Together

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• Sometimes if you get 'em too drunk they don't pay no attention to what you're doin' anyways, so you might as well just do old songs. But if you get one that's paying attention, sometimes we'll do some new material.

  Merle Haggard

  Song, Attention, Ems

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• I lay my head on the wheel and the horn begins honking, the whole neighborhood knows that I'm home drunk again.

  George Jones

  Home, Social Taboos, Wheels

  Song: If drinkin' don't kill me, Album: I Am What I Am

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• My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I'd rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney's barber shop.

  Paul O'Grady

  Teacher, School, Shoes

  "Paul O'Grady: 'You could torture me on the rack and I'd still refuse to eat balut'" by John Hind, www.theguardian.com. April 17, 2011.

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• A bottle of wine Still to be drunk, A bundle of thoughts Still to be thunk.

  Robert Breault

  Wine, Live Your Life, Bottles

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• The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.

  Ogden Nash

  Alcohol, Pieces, Liquor

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• Whisky, I find, helps clarity of thought. And reduces pain. It has the additional virtue of making you drunk or, if taken in sufficient quantity, very drunk.

  Julian Barnes

  Pain, Taken, Helping

  Julian Barnes (2011). “The Sense of an Ending”, p.97, Random House

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• Move somewhere with decent public transit so you don't drive drunk and hit somebody.

  Greg Gutfeld

  Moving, Decent

  "Greg Gutfeld's advice for grads". www.foxnews.com. May 19, 2015.

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• The NHL's opinion of itself is so high.... Let them get drunk on their greatness. We'll see how many Euros look our way.

  Alexander Medvedev

  Hockey, Greatness, Nhl

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• I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the cops, I'd be so drunk I'd be out dancing to their lights thinking I'd made it to another club.

  Bill Hicks

  Men, Thinking, Light

  "Bill Hicks: Sane Man". Documentary, Comedy, 1989.

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• I am as drunk as a lord, but then, I am one, so what does it matter ?

  Bertrand Russell

  Alcohol, Does It Matter, Lord

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• Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them.

  Gilbert K. Chesterton

  Wine, Beer, Littles

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• If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.

  Joseph M. Schenck

  Lying, Drinking, Guy

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• Alcohol is perfectly consistent in its effects upon man. Drunkenness is merely an exaggeration. A foolish man drunk becomes maudlin; a bloody man, vicious; a coarse man, vulgar.

  Willa Cather

  Men, Exaggeration Is, Foolish Man

  Willa Cather (1970). “Collected Short Fiction, 1892-1912”, p.496, U of Nebraska Press

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• Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.

  Ernest Hemingway

  Funny, Humorous, Drinking

  Ernest Hemingway, Carlos Baker (2003). “Ernest Hemingway Selected Letters 1917-1961”, p.420, Simon and Schuster

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• Whether hunting is right or wrong, a spiritual experience, or an outlet for the killer instinct, one thing it is not is a sport. Sport is when individuals or teams compete against each other under equal circumstances to determine who is better at a given game or endeavor. Hunting will be a sport when deer, elk, bears, and ducks are... given 12-gauge shotguns. Bet we'd see a lot fewer drunk yahoos (live ones, anyway) in the woods if that happened.

  Richard Lerner

  Sports, Spiritual, Team

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• They who have drunk beer, fall on their back, but there is a peculiarity in the effects of the drink made from barley, for they that get drunk on other intoxicating liquors fall on all parts of their body, they fall on the left side, on the right side, on their faces, and and on their backs. But it is only those who get drunk on beer that fall on their backs with their faces upward.

  Aristotle

  Fall, Beer, Body

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• Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth.

  Charles Bukowski

  Beer, Important, Endurance

  Charles Bukowski (1984). “Barfly: the continuing saga of Henry Chinaski”, Paget Pr

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• That which hath made them drunk hath made me bold; What hath quenched them hath given me fire.

  William Shakespeare

  Fire, Lady Macbeth, Made

  'Macbeth' (1606) act 2, sc. 2, l. 1

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• Be drunk with Love, for Love is all that exists. Where is intimacy found if not in the give and take of Love.

  Rumi

  Love, Giving, Intimacy

  Jelaluddin Rumi (2005). “The Rumi Collection”, p.40, Shambhala Publications

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• I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes

  George Carlin

  Mother, School, Kids

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• When you once attribute effects to the will of a personal God, you have let in a lot of little gods and evils - then sprites, fairies, dryads, naiads, witches, ghosts and goblins, for your imagination is reeling, riotous, drunk, afloat on the flotsam of superstition. What you know then doesn't count. You just believe, and the more your believe the more do you plume yourself that fear and faith are superior to science and seeing.

  Elbert Hubbard

  Believe, Evil, Imagination

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• I believe that in your heart you already know something is profoundly wrong. When bartenders are responsible for drunk drivers' acts, and gunmakers are responsible for criminals' acts, and nobody is responsible for O. J. Simpson's acts, something is wrong.

  Charlton Heston

  Fear, Believe, Heart

  "Truth And Consequences". Speech to the Yale University Political Union, www.varmintal.com. April 16, 1999.

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• I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

  Dean Martin

  Drinking, Night, Complaining

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