Dumb Quotes - Page 19

• It's so bad being homeless in winter. They should go somewhere warm like the Caribbean where they can eat fresh fish all day.

  Lady Victoria Hervey

  Funny, Winter, Homeless

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• There's the perception Danni Minogue is the sweetest little thing in the world but she's not... she's got balls of steel.

  Sharon Osbourne

  Funny, Perception, World

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• I do not miss ITV, God no! Have you seen ITV lately?

  Cilla Black

  Funny, Missing

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• With the history of us, a book wouldn't necessarily be the best thing.

  Keisha Buchanan

  Funny, Book, Being The Best

  "Sugababes rule out autobiography" by David Balls, www.digitalspy.com. December 10, 2008.

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• I often pay homeless people to come round and clean my car.

  Tara Palmer-Tomkinson

  Funny, Car, People

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• People should just be aware of how they are eating... yesterday I had a McDonald's breakfast and pizza too - but that's bad.

  Peaches Geldof

  Funny, Yesterday, Mcdonalds

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• Wasn't Winston Churchill the first black president of America? There's a statue of him near me... that's black.

  Danielle O'Hara

  Funny, America, Black

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• At the finish, it was all over

  Jim Watt

  Funny

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• It's not so much a thankless task, it's more a job with no thanks

  Colin Baker

  Funny, Jobs, Tasks

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• It's a one-to-one dialogue. You open your mouth and you're talking to 6 million people.

  Derek Jameson

  Funny, Talking, People

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• Richard Burton had a tremendous passion for the English language, especially the spoken and written word

  Frank Bough

  Funny, Passion, Language

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• And he nipped them in the bud, right at the end

  Bob Holness

  Funny, Bud, Ends

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• The Rolling Stones suffered a great loss with the death of Ian Stewart, the man who had for so many years played piano quietly and silently with them on stage.

  Andy Peebles

  Funny, Loss, Men

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• My second hit was a flop.

  Shakin' Stevens

  Funny

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• My shoes are size 2 and a 1/2, the same size as my feet

  Elaine Paige

  Funny, Shoes, Feet

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• A week is a long time in politics, and three weeks is twice as long.

  Rosie Barnes

  Funny, Long, Three

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• Wherever I have gone in this country, I have found Americans.

  Alf Landon

  Funny, Country, Gone

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• It's all right leaping about the stage when you're 20 but when you get to 25 it gets a bit embarrassing

  Bill Wyman

  Funny, Embarrassing, Stage

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• I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife.

  Mike Greenwell

  Funny, Stupid, Wife

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• Bruce Sutter has been around for awhile and he's pretty old. He's thirty-five years old. That will give you some idea of how old he is.

  Ron Fairly

  Funny, Years, Ideas

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• Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or eight ribbies right there.

  Bill Madlock

  Funny, Stupid, Men

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• I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny - when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing.

  Emma Bunton

  Funny, Men, Hands

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• I really didn't say everything I said.

  Yogi Berra

  Silly, Mlb, Isms

  Quoted in Sports Illustrated, 17 Mar. 1986

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• The similarities between me and my father are different.

  Dale Berra

  Father, Silly, Different

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• Half this game is 90 percent mental.

  Danny Ozark

  Silly, Games, Half

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