Dumb Quotes - Page 16

• I felt like my vote was the vote that put [Obama] into office. It was down to one vote, and that was going to be my vote. And that may not be true, but that's how much power it felt like I had.

  Puff Daddy

  Funny, Office, May

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• There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk?

  Heather Mills

  Funny, Dog, Drinking

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• I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door.

  Cher

  Funny, Doors, Feels

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• It was a sobering experience.

  Lindsay Lohan

  Funny

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• I was told I had a two per cent chance of getting pregnant, so I say she's a two per cent baby.

  Nicole Kidman

  Funny, Baby, Two

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• I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself!

  Britney Spears

  Funny, Mom, Song

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• I think egg boiling is the hardest thing I've ever done, but I can make a tiramisu anytime you want.

  Catherine Zeta-Jones

  Funny, Thinking, Eggs

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• I absolutely admit I had him in the handcuffs so he wouldn't go anywhere while I checked the computer... I certainly wasn't going to kill him. That's hardly going to do my career any good, is it?

  Boy George

  Funny, Careers, Computer

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• Dress like Britney Spears and think like me, and everything will be fine.

  Madonna Ciccone

  Funny, Thinking, Dresses

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• I'm like a fatter version of Amy Winehouse and a skinnier version of Lily Allen.

  Katy Perry

  Funny, Amy, Lilies

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• As humans we speak one language.

  Avril Lavigne

  Funny, Language, Speak

  "Avril Lavigne Fires Back Over Claims She Ripped Off 70s Song", www.huffingtonpost.com. March 28, 2008.

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• If I could go into the woods and kill a bear myself, I'd wear it proudly as a trophy.

  Nigella Lawson

  Funny, Trophies, Bears

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• If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.

  Paris Hilton

  Funny, Book, Intelligence

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• Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable?

  Jessica Simpson

  Funny

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• Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident... you know you have to do something about it because you know you're the only one that can really help.

  Tom Cruise

  Funny, Past, Helping

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• I hate music, especially when it's played.

  Jimmy Durante

  Funny, Music, Hate

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Did you write the words, or the lyrics?

  Bruce Forsyth

  Funny, Writing

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• If you put it on the table as a bargaining chip, it becomes a bargaining chip

  Ronald Reagan

  Funny, Tables, Bargaining

  United States. President (1981-1989 : Reagan), Ronald Reagan (1982). “Ronald Reagan”

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• This is a great day for France!

  Richard M. Nixon

  Funny, Great Day, France

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• We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world.

  Dan Quayle

  Funny, Education, Witty

  FM Observer Interview, fmobserver.com. August 12, 2013.

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• Thats not a place where I'm considered good-looking.

  Mark Hoppus

  Funny, Looking Good

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• Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country.

  Ian Rush

  Funny, Country, Moving

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• You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin

  Laura Dern

  Funny, Real, Dinosaurs

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• We're going to move left and right at the same time.

  Jerry Brown

  Funny, Stupid, Moving

  Jerry Brown (1976). “Thoughts”

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• Acting is easier and smoother than singing - it's less drama.

  Beyonce Knowles

  Funny, Drama, Singing

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