Dumb Quotes - Page 17

• Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country.

  Ian Rush

  Funny, Country, Moving

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• You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin

  Laura Dern

  Funny, Real, Dinosaurs

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• We're going to move left and right at the same time.

  Jerry Brown

  Funny, Stupid, Moving

  Jerry Brown (1976). “Thoughts”

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• Acting is easier and smoother than singing - it's less drama.

  Beyonce Knowles

  Funny, Drama, Singing

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• If you think is was an accident, applaud.

  Geraldo Rivera

  Funny, Thinking, Accidents

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• This planet is our home. If we destroy the planet, we've destroyed our home, so it is fundamentally important.

  Ross Perot

  Funny, Stupid, Home

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• Life is very important to Americans.

  Bob Dole

  Funny, Stupid, Important

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• No one will need more than 637Kb of memory for a personal computer

  Bill Gates

  Funny, Memories, Needs

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• Models are like baseball players. We make a lot of money quickly, but all of a sudden we're 30 years old, we don't have a college education, we're qualified for nothing, and we're used to a very nice lifestyle. The best thing is to marry a movie star.

  Cindy Crawford

  Funny, Baseball, Stars

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• Where the hell is Australia anyway?

  Britney Spears

  Funny, Australia, Hell

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• The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore.

  Yogi Berra

  Silly, Games, Ballparks

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• I know the Virginia players are smart because you need a 1500 SAT to get in. I have to drop bread crumbs to get our players to and from class

  George Raveling

  Basketball, Smart, Silly

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• If I did that, I'd be sticking my head in a moose.

  Samuel Goldwyn

  Silly, Moose, Ifs

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• The loss of life will be irreplaceable.

  Dan Quayle

  Silly, Loss, Politics

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• The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?

  David Sarnoff

  Silly, Creativity, Follow Your Dreams

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• I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper.

  Gary Cooper

  Silly, Fall, Faces

  "Gone with the Wind/ Trivia". www.imdb.com. 1939.

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• If you've seen one redwood, you've seen them all.

  Ronald Reagan

  Fun, Silly, Tree

  "The Reagan wit".

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• Who in their right mind would ever need more than 640k of ram!?

  Bill Gates

  Silly, Mind, Rams

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• He was a man of great statue

  Thomas Menino

  Silly, Men, Statues

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• It's a question of whether we're going to go forward into the future, or past to the back.

  Dan Quayle

  Silly, Past, Politics

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• I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.

  George W. Bush

  Funny, Stupid, Believe

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• I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.

  George W. Bush

  Stupid, Silly, Inspiration

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• Put the 'off' button on.

  George W. Bush

  Stupid, Silly, Buttons

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• Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.

  Oscar Wilde

  Funny, Sarcastic, People

  Oscar Wilde (2015). “An Ideal Husband”, p.51, Sheba Blake Publishing

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• Idiots, the lame, the blind, the dumb, are men in whom the devils have established themselves: and all the physicians who heal these infirmities, as though they proceeded from natural causes, are ignorant blockheads.

  Martin Luther

  Religious, Men, Ignorant

  Martin Luther (1862). “The Life of Luther Written by Himself”, p.321

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