Fake Quotes - Page 34

• Not necessarily reputation, rank, societal position or status,but the happiness and enjoyment that a person pretends or fakes to derive with his possessed money or wealth or both make largely others jealous and envious of him.

  Anuj

  Jealous, Reputation, Wealth

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• Go outside! I mean, even leaves from a park are beautiful in a clear glass vase. I'd rather see that than fake anything any day.

  Nate Berkus

  Beautiful, Mean, Glasses

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• When I sound real, I'm fake, and when I sound fake, I'm real.

  Arthur Chu

  Real, Sound

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• I love theatrical props: a cup filled with solid fake tea, say, or a collection of fake food, including a rubber turkey, which, during the holidays, I wrap in tinfoil so it appears to have just come out of the oven.

  Amy Sedaris

  Holiday, Turkeys, Tea

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• People often trust low-res images because they look more real. But of course they are not more real, just easier to fake. [...] You never see a 10-megapixel photograph of Big Foot or the Abominable Snowman or the Loch Ness Monster.

  Errol Morris

  Real, Feet, People

  "Photography as a Weapon". opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com. August 11, 2008.

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• I feel like... I don't have a wife, I don't have a kids, but... I see rappers and I'm like, I know that's fake. I know how much you make, this is all bullshit. But people are buying into it, and you shouldn't have that power. I'm legit trying to make honest moves so that all of us can grow. I want to make a show where my sister can work on and become a producer because she can't get in, no one's leting her. I want to make things where people can actually grow. A place where people can actually be honest.

  Donald Glover

  Moving, Kids, Rapper

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• 80% of the women who were asked if they fake orgasms said yes. Actually, they said Yes! Oh God, Yes!

  George Lopez

  Said, They Said, Ifs

  Twitter post from Nov 4, 2010

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• What we do is entertainment. They wouldn't go to Tom Cruise and ask if his movies are fake. We provide entertainment. I would rather someone tell me I am not entertaining than ask if what we do is fake.

  John Cena

  Entertainment, Cruise, Entertaining

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• I am manageable. I, you know, it'll suffice I think. No, no, I feel pretty good. I trained for a long time and I got really cool, like I was doing jumps. It got like, I felt really good, but then when I got out on gravel and fake snow and - it just kind of all went downhill. But I think it's still okay.

  Mary Elizabeth Winstead

  Thinking, Long, Snow

  Source: collider.com

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• When you're actually feeling a character and you're going through the real emotions, and you're not fake acting, that energy stays with you and sometimes you can't get it off for days. It just resonates in your body, unless you have some sort of release, whatever it is.

  Tinsel Korey

  Real, Character, Feelings

  Source: collider.com

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• When you see Liana [Liberato], who at the time was 14, there is an inexperience and innocence that you can't act and you can't fake.

  David Schwimmer

  Inexperience, Innocence

  Source: collider.com

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• Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?

  Bob Saget

  Politics, Sincerity, Politician

  Twitter post from Sep 01, 2012

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• Girls can fake orgasms, but boys can fake love.

  Daniel Tosh

  Love, Girl, Boys

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• You do bits and you fake anger and you write a bit and you have passion for it. Then you do it too many times and you have to work up the anger... and I've never had to do that with Dr. Drew Pintsky. Dr. Drew is to medicine what David Blaine is to science.

  Doug Stanhope

  Passion, Writing, Medicine

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• When you're not 21, it's great to drink because you're not allowed to. You're a rebel: you gotta get a fake I.D., you gotta find a place to drink it, you gotta sneak in drunk. And if you get away with all that, you're laying in bed, your heart's pounding, you got vomit on your chin. You're like, 'I'm a rebel!' And you are. You're cool.

  Greg Fitzsimmons

  Heart, Sneak In, Drunk

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• It was so nice to go into this fake courtroom [on Ally McBeal]. I immediately went up into the judge's chair. Nice view. A preferable perspective.

  Robert Downey, Sr.

  Nice, Views, Perspective

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• Oh, Hello. I'm Eugene Mirman, and I'm here to introduce my special. It's called An Evening of Comedy in a Fake Underground Laboratory.

  Eugene Mirman

  Special, Evening, Comedy

  "Eugene Mirman: An Evening of Comedy in a Fake Underground Laboratory". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. December 21, 2012.

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• One great way to mess with devout Christians and atheists would be if Jesus came back and said, By the way, you know I'm fake, right?

  Dana Gould

  Christian, Jesus, Atheist

  FaceBook post by Dana Gould from Mar 26, 2012

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• If God had wanted women to have giant, fake boobs he'd be a lot like my brother.

  Dana Gould

  Brother, Giants, Wanted

  FaceBook post by Dana Gould from Apr 10, 2012

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• Eddie Izzard is doing his show in French... Will he be able to fake ad-lib as well in other languages? He's been speaking French for a while now, but he's talking about doing his act in German. Haven't the German people suffered enough?

  Andy Kindler

  Talking, People, Speaking French

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• In a relationship you have to communicate, which means listening to her talk. Ladies, you fake orgasms. We fake listening.

  Alonzo Bodden

  Mean, Listening, Communicate

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• Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them.

  Dov Davidoff

  Self Esteem, Levels, Owners

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 29, 2012

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• Women often use large fake breasts like a gun, pointing the weapon at you in an attempt to garner the attention their father never gave them.

  Dov Davidoff

  Father, Gun, Attention

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• ... what is faked [by the computerization of image-making], of course, is not reality, but photographic reality, reality as seen by the camera lens. In other words, what computer graphics have (almost) achieved is not realism, but rather only photorealism - the ability to fake not our perceptual and bodily experience of reality but only its photographic image.

  Lev Manovich

  Reality, Cameras, Lenses

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• I got a job in the tear-sheets department, ripping up magazines like People, Fortune, Sports Illustrated, and Time, and delivering the editorial pages.... So I began to use a camera to make fake photographs of the ads. By re-photographing a magazine page and then developing the film in a cheap lab, the photos came out very strange.

  Richard Prince

  Sports, Jobs, People

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