Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have to walk any extra distance to get it.
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.
You know you're on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do.
I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.
In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base.
Art said he wanted to get more distance. I told him to hit it and run backward.
Golf isn't like other sports where you can take a player out if he's having a bad day. You have to play the whole game.
Golf is a game in which you claim the privileges of age, and retain the playthings of childhood.
To give yourself the best possible chance of playing to your potential, you must prepare for every eventuality. That means practice.
I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me.
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that.
The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.
Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.
I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.
Find a man with both feet firmly on the ground and you've found a man about to make a difficult putt.
The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.
If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.
The woods are full of long drivers.
Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.
The more I practice, the luckier I get.
Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.
Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger.
It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it.
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