Funny Golfing Quotes - Page 3

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

A. A. Milne

Golf, Games, World

A. A. Milne (2012). “Not That it Matters”, p.22, The Floating Press

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Golf is a better game played downhill.

Jack Nicklaus

Golf, Games, Funny Golf

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I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par.

Chi Chi Rodriguez

Golf, Three, Fear Of Death

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I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.

Chi Chi Rodriguez

Golf, Missing, Helping

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It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

Mark Twain

Funny, Sports, Inspiration

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One of the most fascinating things about golf is how it reflects the cycle of life. No matter what you shoot - the next day you have to go back to the first tee and begin all over again and make yourself into something.

Peter Jacobsen

Golf, Cycle Of Life, Next Day

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Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.

Gary Player

Golf, Years, Games

"The Gigantic Book of Golf Quotations". Book edited by Jim Apfelbaum, 2007.

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They throw their clubs backwards, and that's wrong. You should always throw a club ahead of you so that you don't have to walk any extra distance to get it.

Tommy Bolt

Distance, Golf, Clubs

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The more you play it the less you know about it.

Patty Berg

Golf, Play, Knows

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Baseball reveals character; golf exposes it.

Ernie Banks

Baseball, Character, Golf

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Never admit that your back goes out more than you do

Joan Rivers

Golf, Funny Golf, Great Golf

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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.

Robin Williams

Golf, Men, White Man

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One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good.

George Archer

Golf, Play, Funny Golf

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I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.

Don Adams

Golf, Balls, Today

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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.

Bob Hope

Funny, Hope, Golf

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The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.

Brian Weiss

Golf, Long, Tree

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It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.

Robert Wilson Lynd

Sports, Golf, World

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The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows.

P. G. Wodehouse

Butterfly, Golf, Upset

P. G. Wodehouse (2011). “The Clicking of Cuthbert”, p.128, The Floating Press

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Half of golf is fun; the other half is putting.

Peter Dobereiner

Fun, Golf, Half

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A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how to behave.

Jack Nicklaus

Growing Up, Kids, Golf

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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

Bob Hope

Funny, Hope, Inspirational Sports

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The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

Chi Chi Rodriguez

Dirty, Golf, Gold

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If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

Jack Lemmon

Sports, Dirty, Golf

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The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top.

Pete Dye

Funny, Golf, Play

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There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.

Ben Hogan

Sports, Golf, Air

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