The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important.
All diseases run into one, old age.
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.
We can't reach old age by another man's road.
I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.
I love everything that's old, - old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wine.
The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.
To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.
If you survive long enough, you're revered - rather like an old building.
The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.
By the time we hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons. We have found out that only a few things are really important. We have learned to take life seriously, but never ourselves.
All that I know I learned after I was thirty.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
You must become an old man in good time if you wish to be an old man long.
The first forty years of our life give the text, the next thirty furnish the commentary upon it, which enables us rightly to understand the true meaning and connection of the text with its moral and its beauties.
To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.
You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.
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