Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.
Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
Being single is pretty good. It's a nice sense of irresponsibility.
I'm single because I was born that way.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
For the taxable investor, indexing means never having to say you're sorry.
Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.
Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun.
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
You cannot be with someone just because you don’t want to hurt him. You have your own happiness to think about.
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
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