Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
Love is a game that two can play and both win.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
For the taxable investor, indexing means never having to say you're sorry.
Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Kisses are a better fate than wisdom.
I'm single because I was born that way.
I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.
The course of true love never did run smooth.
Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Love is like war; easy to begin, hard to end.
To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.
No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
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