The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time.
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
When the going gets tough, the tough reinvent.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
When the going gets tough, the tough take a nap.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
The elevator to success is out of order, but the stairs are always open.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
Don't take life too seriously.
When the going gets tough, the tough go drinking.
When the going gets tough, the tough eat ribs.
When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
When the going gets tough, the tough get a librarian.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
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