Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful.
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.
There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life when he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure.
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep.
Children reinvent your world for you.
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
A new baby is like the beginning of all things - wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.
I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.
Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.
When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.
Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always, As long as I'm living, my baby you'll be.
Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.
If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby 'it.'
There is a 'sanctity' involved with bringing a child into this world: it is better than bombing one out of it.
The old Irish when immersing a babe at baptism left out the right arm so that it would remain pagan for good fighting
Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are.
Like a midwife, I make my living bringing new babies into the world, except that mine are new advertising campaigns.
Every new baby is a blind desperate vote for survival: people who find themselves unable to register an effective political protest against extermination do so by a biological act.
Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life.
Men are often bad, but babies never are.
An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.
Follow AzQuotes on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. Every day we present the best quotes! Improve yourself, find your inspiration, share with friends