Pants Quotes - Page 26

• It's funny - more people talk about my 'babe-dom' now than they did before I had a child. Whatever. I guess I'm a role model in hot pants now. That's cool!

  Lauryn Hill

  Children, People, Role Models

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• Whenever I eat at a restaurant I never put the napkin in my lap. People say, 'Hannibal, why don't you put the napkin in your lap?' Because I believe in myself. I believe in my ability to not spill food in my pants 'cause I'm a goddamn adult. And I've mastered the art of getting food from my plate to my mouth without messing up my jeans. You need to believe in yourself, too and get your life together, that's for babies. Have some confidence in your eating abilities and hand/eye coordination.

  Hannibal Buress

  Confidence, Baby, Art

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• Shamu and I have arrived safely in Costa Rica. He was stopped by airport security because he carries enough artillery in his pants pockets to construct a sawed-off shotgun. Evidently, he though we were headed to Iraq.

  Chelsea Handler

  Airports, Iraq, Pockets

  Chelsea Handler (2009). “Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea”, p.246, Simon and Schuster

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• With supernatural things, I have heard ghosts, but I've never seen ghosts. I do seek ghosts and I would love to see one, but I would crap my pants.

  Guillermo del Toro

  Ghost, Heard, Crap

  Source: collider.com

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• I met this girl who had a huge scar on her leg from a car accident. She was talking about how, after it first happened, she would always wear long pants and cover it up. But, as she started to grow into it, she decided that that's just her now. It's just a part of who she is. She wears skirts and she shows it off now.

  Tinsel Korey

  Girl, Talking, Long

  Source: collider.com

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• I've gotten to that point where I'm so used to being sweaty, wearing pants, and sitting like a guy in boots. When I'm dressed up and people are touching me up and doing the whole thing, I'm less comfortable with that.

  Maggie Q

  People, Guy, Touching

  Source: collider.com

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• If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.

  Greg Behrendt

  Sweaters, Fine, Cheetahs

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• You're trying to make someone wet their pants and you're trying to make somebody crap in their pants. That's the motivation of a comic. Who else has that power?

  J. B. Smoove

  Motivation, Trying, Comic

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• Tight pants are just uncomfortable.

  Mark Twain

  Tight Pants, Uncomfortable

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• I like any big city. I like any place where you can see a guy with a pants-full of pooh fighting a ghost.

  Brian Posehn

  Fighting, Cities, Guy

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• Always remember, you don't stop shitting your pants because you grow old. You grow old because you stop shitting your pants.

  Dana Gould

  Remember You, Remembers You, Old You

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• Somebody described it to me the best as when you go in to write a song with two people that you've never met, you're pretty much going in and taking off your pants in front of strangers, so it's a really weird feeling.

  Scotty McCreery

  Song, Writing, Two

  "Scotty McCreery on ‘See You Tonight,’ Brad Paisley and country lyrics". Interview with Melinda Newman, uproxx.com. October 17, 2013.

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• To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down.

  Dana Gould

  Poop, Looks, Santa

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• The more women walk around in sweat pants, the harder it is to tell who's out jogging and who's running away from a mugger.

  Dana Gould

  Running, Sweat, Jogging

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• Why do some bald guys grow ponytails? It it the same reason people too old to run always wear track shoes and sweat pants?

  Dana Gould

  Running, Sweat, Shoes

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• Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't have a person in your life who screams and shits their pants every time there's a noise.

  Dana Gould

  Perfect, Pet, Noise

  FaceBook post by Dana Gould from Jun 27, 2013

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• You can't assume the best about people. If I get a girl home and she takes her pants off, and it looks like she's got herpes, I can't afford to assume she got stung by a pack of bees.

  Dov Davidoff

  Girl, Home, People

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• White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.

  Greg Proops

  Ice Cream, Two, White

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• My mama never wore a pair of pants when I was growing up, and now that's all she wears. It was so funny for me when I first started seeing Mama wear pants. It was like it wasn't Mama. Now I've bought her many a pantsuit because she just lives in them.

  Dolly Parton

  Growing Up, Pairs, Firsts

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• Individual grievances and pet peeves have got to go by the wayside. Generally, you don't have to worry about the guys who are playing every day, it's the guys who are sitting on the bench that are the ones that get needles in their pants.

  Walter Alston

  Worry, Guy, Pet

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• [A photograph] should do something to the beholder; either give a more complete appreciation of beauty, or, if nothing else, even a good mental kick in the pants.

  Paul Outerbridge

  Appreciation, Giving, Good Man

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• I'm not supposed to be the one that's caught with his pants down.

  Robert Towne

  Embarrassment, Caught, Supposed To Be

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• Belts are only good for holding up your pants

  Bruce Lee

  Belts

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• Drivers are pretty well set, but crew chiefs, they change their business cards like they change their pants.

  Chad Knaus

  Cards, Crew, Chiefs

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• There are certain things people always bring up with me. The accident. The drugs. And how tight my pants were.

  Leif Garrett

  People, Drug, Certain

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