Pants Quotes - Page 29

• Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. I am the first man to piss his pants on the moon.

  Buzz Aldrin

  Moon, Men, Firsts

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• I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants. On the level! It actually happened. Nobody bought a paper that day. They just followed me around over town and read the news on the seat of my pants.

  Clark Gable

  Ideas, White, News

  "Fictional character: Peter Warne". "It Happened One Night", www.imdb.com. 1934.

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• I like to move fast, and wearing high heels was tough, and low heels with a skirt is unattractive. So pants took over.

  Katharine Hepburn

  Moving, High Heels, Unattractive

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• Why would people spend good money to have my pants?

  Shawn Ashmore

  People, Good Money

  Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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• T-shirt and stretchy pants? Yup, that's fine. It's pajama-y, good night.

  Rebecca Romijn

  Good Night, Pajamas, T Shirt

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• I think Hip Hop and Gospel are such strong distinct cultures that have problems, unspoken problems obviously, but problems with one another. On the hip hop side, it's the problems of "awe man I don't like the suits and ties," and on the Gospel side it's " awe man they need to pull their pants up." I just think those are minor, really small issues that we just need to get over and learn to help each other. We're all on the same , and in the same boat.

  LeCrae

  Strong, Men, Thinking

  Source: thegospelguru.com

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• Middle Age connotes fat, cancer, bad musical taste, and death. It conjures up a commuter in the sixties going to a Neil Simon play in Sansabelt pants, a knit vest, balding, belly sagging - and then there's the men.

  Marilyn Suzanne Miller

  Cancer, Men, Play

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• [On a high school visit by Destiny's Child:] Then they appeared, golden Glamazons resplendent in hot pants the size of a dryer sheet and gold stiletto boots. The kids in the front row, clearly on funkiness overload, had the walleyed look of the Today's Catch section of the supermarket.

  Jancee Dunn

  Children, School, Kids

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• Three days after my boyfriend left me, I discovered a closetful of his clothes. I thought of what I'd done in the past (bundling them up and sending them, COD: distributing them to my friends) even as I already had the scissors in hand and was cutting his shirts and a pair of pants into teeny pieces. When there was nothing left of his ghost except a large pile of cloth, I decided to learn how to quilt.

  Anne Elizabeth Moore

  Quilts, Cutting, Past

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• I had a Spider-man costume when I was about three, and I lost the mask. So I went to the underwear drawer and put a pair of red pants on my head. My dad came home and just laughed, and I ran into my room and burst into tears.

  Emun Elliott

  Dad, Home, Men

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• I dont know how the editors are going to take it or how it may be received. But to some extent Im hoping that with the next book, when people pick it up and read it, it will scare the pants off of them.

  Christopher Darden

  Book, Editors, People

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• Once upon a time, growing up male gave little boys a sense of certainty about the natural order of things. We had short hair, wore pants, and played baseball. Girls had long hair, wore skirts, and, no matter how hard they tried, always threw a baseball just like a girl.

  Kenneth R. Miller

  Girl, Baseball, Growing Up

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• My guilty pleasure is elastic-waisted pants. And reruns of shows Ive already seen 400 times on TV.

  Ross Mathews

  Reruns, Tvs, Guilty

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• When you take a job, you don't just accept the pats on the back. You have to accept the kicks in the pants.

  Joe Torre

  Jobs, Accepting, Kicks

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• Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants.

  Jack Barakat

  Eye, Birthday Wishes, Tears

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• Simple. Pared down. Timeless. The ties were never too thick or too thin; the pants were never too flared or too skinny. In my life with Dad, he wore Western apparel because we went riding - jeans, cowboy boots, the turquoise belt buckle. But it was all very simple, and that classic look is very 'Ralph Lauren.'

  Jennifer Grant

  Dad, Cowboy, Simple

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• When it's finals week and you've been studying for five hours straight, you need three things to get you through the nigh.The biggest Slurpee you can find,half cherry half Coke.Pajama pants, the kind that have been washed so many times they are tissue-paper thin. And finally,dace breaks.Lots of dance breaks.

  Jenny Han

  Finals, Three, Needs

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• T-shirts and long pants make me easier to find in a crowd, but also easy to disappear in a crowd because if I am wearing this and suddenly I am not, it's like a Harry Potter invisibility cloak.

  Kevin Smith

  Invisibility Cloak, Long, Potters

  Source: www.sbs.com.au

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• Raising children is a spur-of-the-moment, seat-of-the-pants sort of deal, as any parent knows, particularly after an adult child says that his most searing memory consists of an offhand comment in the car on the way to second grade that the parent cannot even dimly recall.

  Anna Quindlen

  Memories, Children, Car

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• PANTALOONS, n. A nether habiliment of the adult civilized male. The garment is tubular and unprovided with hinges at the points of flexion. Supposed to have been invented by a humorist. Called trousers by the enlightened and pants by the unworthy.

  Ambrose Bierce

  Adults, Males, Enlightened

  Ambrose Bierce (2012). “The Devil's Dictionary”, p.91, Courier Corporation

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• I'm sometimes described as a flamboyant leader and a hip-shooter, a fly-by-the-seat-of-the-pants operator. But if that were true, I could never have been successful in this business.

  Lee Iacocca

  Successful, Leader, Hips

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• Perhaps I should have pointed out more often that without her (mother's) guidance and example I might have gone straight from short pants to Long Bay Gaol, which in those days was still in use and heavily populated by larcenous young men who had chosen their parents less wisely.

  Clive James

  Funny, Mother, Humorous

  Clive James (2013). “The Complete Unreliable Memoirs”, p.150, Pan Macmillan

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• Spend some time observing babies. They don't work; they poop in their pants, and they have no goals other than to expand, grow and explore this amazing world. Be like that baby you once were, in terms of being joyful.

  Wayne Dyer

  Inspirational, Happiness, Baby

  Wayne W. Dyer (2009). “The Invisible Force: 365 Ways to Apply the Power of Intention to Your Life: Easyread Super Large 18pt Edition”, p.106, ReadHowYouWant.com

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• Who discreetly whispers you forgot to zip up your pants? You babe, you're my bestest friend.

  Mac Davis

  Friendship, Zips, Babe

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• Hollywood gives a young girl the aura of one giant, self-contained orgy farm, its inhabitants dedicated to crawling into every pair of pants they can find.

  Veronica Lake

  Girl, Self, Giving

  Veronica Lake, Donald M. Bain (1971). “Veronica”

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