Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
They who drink beer will think beer.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Good people drink good beer.
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.