Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.
Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.
You should not take a fellow eight years old and make him swear to never kiss the girls.
All my life I've been lonely. I've been lonely at crowded parties. I've been lonely in the middle of kissing a girl and I've been lonely at camp with hundreds of fellows around. But now I'm not lonely any more.
Kissing girls is easy, like breaking windows.
I'm an expert at kissing girls necks, they love it. Girls say I'm quite sensitive, but I'm hyperactive too.
I was definitely ahead of my friends. I was French-kissing girls way before anybody else was.
I had kissed a girl in the second season of 'Community,' but that was my first time kissing a girl ever, and I was so nervous, I almost knocked Brit Marling's teeth out.