Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself.
A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
I think a lot of people have too much time on their hands.
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.
Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
I have great faith in fools,— self-confidence my friends will call it.
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.
The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world.
Even the gods love jokes.
When I was in college I did a lot of comedy.