You must have a cigarette. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black, stinking fume thereof nearest resembling the horrible Stygian smoke of the pit that is bottomless.
I tried to stop smoking cigarettes by telling myself I just didn't want to smoke, but I didn't believe myself
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.
A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other."
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.
Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since.
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
He who doth not smoke hath either known no great griefs, or refuseth himself the softest consolation, next to that which comes from heaven.
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
Cigarette smoking is clearly identified as the chief, preventable cause of death in our society.
But when I don't smoke I scarcely feel as if I'm living. I don't feel as if I'm living unless I'm killing myself.