A meal of bread, cheese and beer constitutes the perfect food.
Of beer, an enthusiast has said that it could never be bad, but that some brands might be better than others.
To not know math is a severe limitation to understanding the world.
Saint George he was for England, And before he killed the dragon he drank a pint of English ale out of an English flagon.
Xs were used because there was no mass literacy - a state we are rapidly approaching once more.
I wish to see this beverage become common instead of the whiskey which kills sone-third of our citizens and ruins their families.
Leinenkugels makes better beer now that Miller bought them. It will license insecure people to like craft beers.
I use no Porter ... in my family, but such as is made in America: both these articles may now be purchased of an excellent quality.
In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer.
I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark.
In Catholicism, the pint, the pipe and the Cross can all fit together.
The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.
Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
Why beer is better than wine: human feet are conspicuously absent from beer making.
Draft beer, not people.
''Just think, never to be glad or disappointed. Never to like anyone and get cross at him and forgive him. Never to sleep or feel cold, never to make a mistake and have a stomach-ache and be cured from it, never to have a birthday party, drink beer, and have a bad conscience... How terrible.
I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.
Drunkenness does not create vice; it merely brings it into view.
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea.
If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.
Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.
I tell you, Mr. Okada, a cold beer at the end of the day is the best thing life has to offer. Some choosy people say that a too cold beer doesn't taste good, but I couldn't disagree more. The first beer should be so cold you can't even taste it. The second one should be a little less chilled, but I want that first one to be like ice. I want it to be so cold my temples throb with pain. This is my own personal preference of course.
Only a pint at breakfast-time, and a pint and a half at eleven o'clock, and a quart or so at dinner. And then no more till the afternoon; and half a gallon at supper-time. No one can object to that.
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