There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I drink therefore I am.
Genius without education is like silver in the mine.
The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.
I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds.
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.
People who don't drink are afraid of revealing themselves.
Some miners would have 20 pints after a hard day in the mine. Now that we sit behind computers all day, this is down to 18 or 19 pints.
Shoulder the sky, my lad, and drink your ale.
Beer has long been the prime lubricant in our social intercourse and the sacred throat-anointing fluid that accompanies the ritual of mateship. To sink a few cold ones with the blokes is both an escape and a confirmation of belonging.
When the homebrewers stop entering the profession, and the backyard breweries are squeezed out, then it will become stagnant.
Listening to someone who brews their own beer is like listening to a religious fanatic talk about the day he saw the light.
I am awake, I might as well be drinking
I'm not so think as you drunk I am !
The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'
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