Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.
stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.
We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
Beer is proof that God loves us.
He that drinks fast, pays slow.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
Good people drink good beer.
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.
Don't trust people who don't laugh. I don't.
Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.
There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.
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