I don't trust people who don't use profanity.
stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.
We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.
O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains!" - Cassio (Act II, Scene iii)
It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.
For a quart of ale is a dish for a king.
Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Beer is proof that God loves us.
He that drinks fast, pays slow.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
Good people drink good beer.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
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