Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.
Good people drink good beer.
Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.
Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Beer is proof that God loves us.
He that drinks fast, pays slow.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains!" - Cassio (Act II, Scene iii)
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
stay with the beer. beer is continuous blood. a continuous lover.
I don't trust people who don't use profanity.
Don't trust people who don't laugh
Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.
There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.
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