Autographs Quotes - Page 2

• I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books.

  Kanye West

  Book, Want, Proud

  "'Proud non-reader' rapper Kanye West turns author". Interview with Mark Egan, www.reuters.com. May 27, 2009.

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• People still think of me as a cartoonist, but the only thing I lift a pen or pencil for these days is to sign a contract, a check, or an autograph.

  Walt Disney

  Thinking, People, Checks

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• Hey! Jack the Wanker! Over here! I want your autograph!

  Maureen Johnson

  Hey, Want

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• When I went to America I had two secretaries, one for autographs, one for locks of hair. Within six months the one had died of writer's cramp, the other was completely bald.

  Oscar Wilde

  Hair, Two, America

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• One of the Canadian customs guards got suspicious and said 'Haven't you been coming and going across the border a lot lately?' I finally told him I was auditioning for Wolverine and everything changed. One minute it was get ready for the strip search, the next it was come on and sign six hundred autographs.

  Hugh Jackman

  Borders, Next, Six

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• Autograph-hunting is the most unattractive manifestation of sex-starved curiosity.

  Laurence Olivier

  Sex, Hunting, Curiosity

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• People ask me for my autograph after a show. I'm not famous, I think they're messing with me. I think they're trying to make me late for something.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Humor, Thinking

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• I feel like every movie is definitely the last one that I've had my moment; that I'm going to be selling autographs at malls.

  Rob Lowe

  Lasts, Moments, Selling

  "New Again: Rob Lowe". Interview with Mike Sager, www.interviewmagazine.com. September 7, 2016.

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• I'll be out with my friends and be recognized, and little girls will ask me for my autograph. It is so much fun living out your dream. It, like, totally reflects me 100%.

  Miley Cyrus

  Girl, Dream, Fun

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• I've never turned down an autograph request. I've never not taken a picture with someone.

  George Hamilton

  Taken, Turned Down, Request

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I sign so many autographs, my hand hurts every day.

  Uljana Semjonova

  Basketball, Hurt, Hands

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• I say to the young blokes, when you get asked for an autograph, don't knock it back because there'll be a time where no one will ask you.

  Brett Kenny

  Sports, Wisdom, Australia

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• It's strange, somebody asked for my autograph the other day. Because I finished school and I'm not really doing anything at the moment, I was just kind of aimlessly wandering around London and these two guys who were about 30 came up and asked for my autograph. I was really quite proud at the time, and they wanted to take photos and stuff. And then they were sort of wandering around and I was kind of wandering around and I bumped into them about three times, and every single time their respect for me kept growing and growing and growing.

  Robert Pattinson

  School, Two, Guy

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Some girl asked me for an autograph and I asked her why, she said because she admires me. I said she should see a shrink. Then she started crying and I started laughing.

  Nikki Sixx

  Girl, Laughing, Rock N Roll

  Nikki Sixx (2008). “The Heroin Diaries: A Year in the Life of a Shattered Rock Star”, p.381, Simon and Schuster

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• Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.

  Fred Allen

  Funny, Stars, Humor

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• I'm a little too belligerent. I cuss and swear at people. I yell at umpires and maybe I'm a little to tough at home sometimes. I don't sign as many autographs as I should and I haven't always been that good with writers.

  Thurman Munson

  Home, Yankees, Umpires

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• Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's in invisible ink and it will show up later. They totally buy it. It saves me a fortune in markers.

  Zach Braff

  Kids, Fake, Ink

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• I usually don't mind giving autographs, but when hundreds of folks with paper and pen start coming at you, it's time to seek shelter.

  Mary Lou Retton

  Giving, Mind, Paper

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• Very little about being a writer is signing an autograph. It's sitting in a room and writing. Getting it out.

  Robin Hobb

  Writing, Sitting, Littles

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• The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you.

  John Lennon

  Cab Drivers, Pieces, Want

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• I often steal sandwiches, eat them, and put the container's back., with a signed autograph of my self in its place. It's my way of giving back to society.

  Thom Yorke

  Self, Giving, Way

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• I get photographers hiding in my bushes. We're way past autographs. We're into being stalked and followed.

  Jennifer Lawrence

  Past, Way, Photographer

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• It almost hurts me to walk down a road and have people grab my hand and ask for my autograph and not sit and talk. When I'm finished I'm not going to be on the front page, but I'm going to be just as happy without the publicity.

  Terry Fox

  Hurt, Hands, People

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• Thats part of the fun, I guess, is having people excited about seeing you and signing autographs and getting to meet fans and things like that.

  Gavin DeGraw

  Fun, People, Fans

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• I get letters. I get several a week, I think. A lot of people want a picture, a lot of people just want an autograph.

  Elmore Leonard

  Thinking, People, Letters

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