When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. I wonder would they know it was me?
Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!
I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Good people drink good beer.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
He that drinks fast, pays slow.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
Beer is a wholesome liquor.....it abounds with nourishment
Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.
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