Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.
Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
If you're not getting older, you're dead.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.
Time and tide wait for no man.
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT
God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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