The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
If you're not getting older, you're dead.
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.
Time and tide wait for no man.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
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