Chocolate Quotes - Page 26

• I'm an empress.
  I wear an apron.
  My typewriter writes.
  It didn't break the way it warned.
  Even crazy, I'm as nice
  as a chocolate bar.

  Anne Sexton

  Crazy, Nice, Writing

  Anne Sexton, Diane Wood Middlebrook, Diana Hume George (2000). “Selected Poems of Anne Sexton”, p.118, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• Never economize on the small luxuries of life. Drinking fine wine and eating chocolate won't solve your problems - but they won't hurt either.

  Ernie J Zelinski

  Hurt, Drinking, Wine

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• Chocolate is one of the world’s most beloved discoveries, and when we need a quick boost of energy and endorphins, chocolate is the go-to treat.

  Marcus Samuelsson

  Discovery, Energy, Needs

  "10 Exciting Chocolate Dessert Recipes" by Marcus Samuelsson, www.huffingtonpost.com. October 11, 2011.

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• How much is a chocolate boyfriend - can I have one?

  Christopher

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• Your average chocolate bar now is full of genetically modified sugar, genetically modified soy bean lecithin, and dairy products (super allergenic for kids); not to mention the 'fake vanilla' - known as chemical vanillin, synthetic flavoring.

  David Wolfe

  Kids, Average, Fake

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• When I first thought about writing the book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I never originally meant to have children in it at all!

  Roald Dahl

  Children, Book, Writing

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• I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night. Now I wonder why we're f-ked up as a race. I've read the Bible. I can't find the word "bunny" or "chocolate" anywhere in the f-king book.

  Bill Hicks

  Jesus, Easter, Kings

  "Filling Up the Hump". Audio bootleg, 1993.

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• Well my chocolate is so good I could sell it in an obnoxious prism shape.

  Jim Gaffigan

  Shapes, Prisms, Obnoxious

  Twitter post from Sep 26, 2013

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• When we think of classic American desserts, we tend to imagine apple pie and ice cream. However, the most classic American dessert of all might be the chocolate chip cookie.

  Homaro Cantu

  Thinking, Ice, Apples

  "Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, Made Tableside" by Homaro Cantu, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 4, 2013.

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• I always liked running as a kid. You know how eating chocolate or ice cream makes you feel good? That's the same way that running and competing makes me feel.

  Ashton Eaton

  Running, Kids, Ice Cream

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• I live in the past when it comes to movies, but my own career is a matter of remembering the nuts and bolts and things like eating chocolate cake and drinking milk with Jack [Kirby] in his kitchen, but that's all I remember.

  Mike Royer

  Drinking, Past, Nuts

  "Interview: Mike Royer Talks Classic Cartoons, Jack Kirby and Much More". Interview with Bryan Stroud, comicsbulletin.com. January 30, 2015.

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• The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever chocolate-saving technique.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, Clever, Humor

  "Mitch All Together". Live Album by Mitch Hedberg, 2003.

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• One of the earliest memories I have of feeling the power of film music was watching Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory. That was a really clear epiphany for me, when I realized that each film has its own music, and that there was someone out there who wrote this very specific music for just this one film.

  Geoff Zanelli

  Memories, Feelings, Film Music

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• I can eat everything; chocolate, hamburgers, pizza, go to McDonalds, Burger King, KFC. It's all in my body.

  Rain

  Kings, Mcdonalds, Kfc

  "MoviesOnline interview with Ninja Assassin star 'Rain'". MoviesOnline interview, m.dkpopnews.fooyoh.com. November 25, 2009.

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• I just can't ever be a free spirit and just relax. When it comes to work, this is good. I'm very disciplined, which with writing is often half the battle, or more. But it also means that if I want to, say, play hooky and chocolate and watch Bravo all afternoon, I feel horribly guilty. I wish I could find a nice balance.

  Sarah Dessen

  Nice, Mean, Writing

  Interview with Claire Zulkey, www.wbez.org. January 13, 2012.

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• I've heard of many chocoholics, but I ain't never seen no "chocohol". We got an epidemic, people: people who like chocolate but don't understand word endings. They're probably "over-workaholled".

  Demetri Martin

  Funny, Humor, Epidemics

  "Demetri Martin. Person". Documentary, Comedy, Music, www.imdb.com. 2007.

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• I don't really believe in vices. I love wine and cheese and chocolate, but they're what make life fun. They're a pleasure and an important part of living.

  Donna Air

  Fun, Believe, Wine

  Source: www.mirror.co.uk

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• Like a jerk, I went to a nutritionist and I ate the most repulsive, awful things. I didn't allow myself to eat chocolate cake and french fries and cheeseburgers.

  Sally Field

  Cake, Awful, Jerk

  "The Tavis Smiley Show", www.pbs.org. November 16, 2012.

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• Cycling keeps me lean and I need to stay in shape, especially as I still like eating chocolate and ice-cream! I like to go mountain biking too. Running is also good; it's what we were designed to do as humans, so it comes naturally.

  Mark Webber

  Running, Cycling, Ice Cream

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• New York means many different things to me. It certainly means cheesecake, more species of cheesecake than I ever knew existed: rum, orange, hazelnut, chocolate marble, Italian, Boston, and of course, New York.

  David Frost

  New York, Mean, Italian

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• A lot of us have developed a diet mentality toward lust. We really want to cut back on lust because we know its not healthy and it makes us feel bad. But like some rich, calorie-laden chocolate dessert, lust is just too tasty to resist completely. Surely God will understand if we break our diet and nibble a little lust now and then.

  Joshua Harris

  Cutting, Healthy, Lust

  Joshua Harris (2009). “Sex Is Not the Problem (Lust Is): Sexual Purity in a Lust-Saturated World”, p.25, Multnomah

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• I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes."

  Steven Wright

  Funny, Humor, Cake

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• It's scientifically proven that chocolate improves your mood. There is something in it that can make you happier and I stand by that theory. Milk chocolate. It's so good!

  Odeya Rush

  Milk, Mood, Theory

  Source: www.justjared.com

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• In Manhattan last month I heard a woman borrowing the jargon of junkies to say to another, 'Want to do some chocolate?'

  Diane Ackerman

  Lasts, Months, Manhattan

  Diane Ackerman (2011). “A Natural History of the Senses”, p.144, Vintage

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• I love watching keep-fit videos while munching chocolate chip cookies.

  Dolly Parton

  Video, Cookies, Fit

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