Dog Quotes - Page 13

• When the Man waked up he said, 'What is Wild Dog doing here?' And the Woman said, 'His name is not Wild Dog any more, but the First Friend, because he will be our friend for always and always and always.'

  Rudyard Kipling

  Friendship, Men, Names

  Rudyard Kipling (2016). “Collected Works of Rudyard Kipling (Illustrated Edition): 5 Novels & 350+ Short Stories, Poetry, Historical Military Works and Autobiographical Writings from one of the most popular writers in England, known for The Jungle Book, Kim, The Man Who Would Be King”, p.2620, e-artnow (Open Publishing)

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• Barking dogs may occasionally bite, but laughing men hardly ever shoot!

  Konrad Lorenz

  Men, Laughing, Bites

  "On Aggression".

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• I am his Highness' dog at Kew; Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?

  Alexander Pope

  Praying, Highness

  "Epigram Engraved on the Collar of a Dog Which I Gave to His Royal Highness" (1738) See Nursery Rhymes 15

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• Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.

  Dean Koontz

  Prayer, Heart, Animal

  Dean Koontz (2007). “False Memory”, p.80, Bantam

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• When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.

  Charles A. Dana

  Funny, Men, News

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  I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.

  Jean Cocteau

  Home, Cat, Animal

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The more boys I meet the more I love my dog.

  Carrie Underwood

  Boys, Cute Dog, Dog Love

  Song: The More Boys I Meet, Album: Carnival Ride, 2007

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• God will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, I believe he'll be there.

  Billy Graham

  Happiness, Believe, Perfect

  "Do All Dogs Go to Heaven? Pretty Sure This One Did" by Cathleen Falsani, www.huffingtonpost.com. July 20, 2010.

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• Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.

  Agnes Repplier

  Friendship, Animal, Vanity

  Agnes Repplier (1924). “Under dispute”

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• People teach their dogs to sit; it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.

  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny, People, Sitting

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• There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

  Bernard Williams

  Happiness, Nature, Inspirational Life

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• Everything I know, I learned from dogs.

  Nora Roberts

  Inspirational, Pet, Puppy

  Nora Roberts (2012). “The Novels of Nora Roberts”, p.539, Penguin

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• The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can't afford a yes man.

  Robertson Davies

  Funny, Silly, Animal

  Robertson Davies (1949). “The Table Talk of Samuel Marchbanks”, Clarke, Irwin

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• A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well - almost.

  Charlotte Gray

  Funny, Friendship, Desire

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• In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could wag.

  W. H. Auden

  Joy, Tails, Wags

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• When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.

  Erma Bombeck

  Running, Children, Parenting

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• The life of an uneducated man is as useless as the tail of a dog which neither covers its rear end, nor protects it from the bites of insects.

  Chanakya

  Inspirational, Stupid People, Men

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• The serpent, the king, the tiger, the stinging wasp, the small child, the dog owned by other people, and the fool: these seven ought not to be awakened from sleep.

  Chanakya

  Inspirational, Kings, Children

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• Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive.

  Kirk Douglas

  Funny, Sweet, My Fair Lady

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• The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.

  Ogden Nash

  Men, Teeth, Tails

  Ogden Nash (1941). “The face is familiar: the selected verse of Ogden Nash”, Garden City publishing company, inc

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• My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say 'Moo'?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language."

  Morey Amsterdam

  Funny, Humor, Two

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• It is fatal to let any dog know that he is funny, for he immediately loses his head and starts hamming it up.

  P. G. Wodehouse

  Funny, Knows, Loses

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• Dogs understand your moods and your thoughts, and if you are thinking unpleasant things about your dog, he will pick it up and be downhearted.

  Barbara Woodhouse

  Thinking, Mood, Downhearted

  Barbara Woodhouse (1984). “No Bad Dogs: The Woodhouse Way”, p.45, Simon and Schuster

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• We never really own a dog as much as she owns us.

  Gene Hill

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• I am not your dog, but if every time you saw me, you gave me a backrub, I would run to greet you, too.

  Robert Breault

  Running, Saws, Puppy

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