Drink And Drive Quotes

• Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.

  Chelsea Handler

  Funny, Mother, Home

  "Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea". Book by Chelsea Handler, 2008.

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• A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

  W. C. Fields

  Funny, Drinking, Book

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• A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.

  Woody Allen

  Self, Tree, Defense

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• If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

  Dean Martin

  Retirement, Drinking, Book

  "Famous drinkers" by Rob Parker, www.theguardian.com. April 18, 2004.

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• One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

  Nancy Astor

  Time, Educational, Drinking

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• I am going to give you a piece of advice... advice I wish I'd been told in guidance class back in high school, in between the don't-do-acid and don't-drink-and-drive films. I wish our counselors had told us, 'When you grow older a dreadful, horrible sensation will come over you. It's called loneliness, and you think you know what it is now, but you don't. Here is the list of the symptoms, and don't worry—loneliness is the most universal sensation on the planet. Just remember one fact—loneliness will pass. You will survive and you will be a better human for it.

  Douglas Coupland

  Loneliness, School, Thinking

  Douglas Coupland (1993). “Shampoo Planet”, p.130, Simon and Schuster

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• Why drink and drive if I can smoke and fly?

  Bob Marley

  Drink, Ifs, I Can

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• The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink.

  Jerry Lawler

  Wrestling, Snakes, Jake

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• I will never have a drink and get behind the wheel of a car. It's not illegal to drink and drive, but there becomes a certain point where it does become a crime.

  Tracey Gold

  Car, Doe, Wheels

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• Hi, I'm Jeff Healy of the Jeff Healy band. Don't drink and drive. I don't... you're blind!

  Jeff Healey

  Band, Blind, Drink

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• The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for God's sake!

  George Carlin

  Band, Radio, Sake

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• Friends don't let Jackasses drink and drive.

  Roger Ebert

  Drink, Jackasses

  Twitter post from Jun 20, 2011

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• I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it's never acceptable to drink and drive!

  Kim Kardashian

  Mistake, People, Drink

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• Irony: While we increasingly hold people more responsible if they drink and drive, we hold women less responsible if they drink and have sex.

  Warren Farrell

  Sex, People, Irony

  "The Myth of Male Power". Book by Warren Farrell, 1993.

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• I'm the most cynical person, and I know what that sounds like when you say, I don't drink and drive, and I don't. But I know people look at that with skepticism, and I understand.

  Tracey Gold

  People, Cynical, Sound

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