Fats Quotes - Page 23

• Treat yourself like a fat person with aches and pains and a suitcase full of excuses, and good luck-you'll stay exactly where you are. Train like an athlete and, though you may not look like one now, you will become one.

  Chalene Johnson

  Pain, Athlete, Good Luck

  Chalene Johnson (2017). “PUSH: 30 Days to Turbocharged Habits, a Bangin' Body, and the Life You Deserve!”, p.368, Rodale

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• Just the other day in the Underground I enjoyed the pleasure of offering my seat to three ladies.

  Gilbert K. Chesterton

  Food, Offering, Three

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• Fat is merely stored energy. It is a physical state, nothing more and nothing less. It implies zero about your value as a person in this world.

  Jillian Michaels

  Zero, Energy, World

  Jillian Michaels (2011). “Unlimited: A Three-Step Plan for Achieving Your Dreams”, p.149, Harmony

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• I am a greedy actor in the sense that I like the big bites. Put a big fat steak in front of me, and I will eat it.

  Tyne Daly

  Actors, Greedy, Steak

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.

  Andy Rooney

  Inspirational, Scotch, Milk

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• A woman’s beauty is supposed to be her grand project and constant insecurity. We’re meant to shellac our lips with five different glosses, but always think we’re fat. Beauty is Zeno’s paradox. We should endlessly strive for it, but it’s not socially acceptable to admit we’re there. We can’t perceive it in ourselves. It belongs to the guy screaming 'nice tits.

  Molly Crabapple

  Nice, Thinking, Guy

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• If you think of ice cream, it (Helvetica) is a cheap, nasty, supermarket brand made of water, substitutes and vegetable fats. The texture is wrong and it leaves a little bit of a funny aftertaste.

  Bruno Maag

  Thinking, Ice Cream, Vegetables

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• No, I am not pregnant. I am fat. And, as the Prime Minister, its my right to be fat if I want to.

  Benazir Bhutto

  Want, Prime, Ministers

  "Benazir, the steely and vulnerable" by Lyse Doucet, news.bbc.co.uk. December 29, 2007.

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• Numerous studies have clearly demonstrated that coconut oil has a neutral effect on cholesterol levels. The reason coconut oil does not adversely affect cholesterol is because it is composed primarily of medium-chain fatty acids (MCFA). These fatty acids are different from those commonly found in other food sources and are burned almost immediately for energy production, and so they are not converted into body fat or cholesterol to the degree other fats are and do not affect blood cholesterol levels.

  Bruce Fife

  Oil, Blood, Fatty Acids

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• Footballers today are forced to conform to a bodily aesthetic that in its rigidity and uniformity makes fashion models look as varied as snowflakes. This wasn't always so. Up until the 1980s most teams in all divisions had a couple of fat ones, a couple of little ones, at least one bandy one, one completely covered in hair, two weaklings and a chap with no neck. This was an era when you didn't need names on the backs of shirts in order to tell who's who, you could clearly identify them with your eyes half shut from the other side of the pitch.

  Danny Baker

  Soccer, Football, Fashion

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• Count no matron happy until she hath passed thirty, and hath not waxed fat.

  Gelett Burgess

  Obesity, Thirty

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• Keep away from physicians. It is all probing and guessing and pretending with them. They leave it to Nature to cure in her own time, but they take the credit. As well as very fat fees.

  Anthony Burgess

  Doctors, Physicians, Credit

  Nothing Like the Sun (1964)

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• I have an amazing metabolism. I'm sure that'll be gone one day. But I like to exercise, too, so I don't think I'll ever get really fat.

  Aziz Ansari

  Exercise, Thinking, One Day

  "Q+A: Aziz Ansari, Overachiever". Interview with Adam K. Raymond, www.esquire.com. April 25, 2012.

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• And don't think that by eating freedom fries you are being patriotic and helping the war effort. Use less gasoline, read a newspaper. You know what, how about we cool it with the freedom fries anyway you fat asses. We're the fattest country in the world. Have you ever walked around an American mall? It's nothing but chick fillets and Lane Bryant track suits busting at the seams.

  Tina Fey

  Country, War, Patriotic

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• My doctor told me that I'm old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately.

  Roger Ailes

  Doctors, Ugly, Kill Me

  "Roger Ailes Off Camera". Book by Ze'ev Chafets, www.vanityfair.com. 2013.

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• Since fat crayons, I write and display chaos. My plan is damage.

  Louis Eric Barrier

  Art, Writing, Media

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• Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

  Hank Williams, Jr.

  Horse, Legs, Said

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Took out Skinny Minnie, Long Tall Sally, and Short Fat Fanny, but I'm kinda fonda Wanda.

  Neil Young

  Long, Skinny, Minnie

  Song: Kinda Fonda Wanda

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• I ain't going to bump no more with no big fat woman.

  Joe Tex

  Advice, Bumps, Bigs

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• She was running from a fat man selling salvation in his hand.

  Huey Lewis

  Running, Religious, Men

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• I think there is a lot of fat in the government.

  Luis Fortuno

  Thinking, Government

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• I eat 230 grams of protein daily, 308 grams of carbohydrates, maybe 70 grams of fat. I can have one cheat meal a week but it can't be that I eat until I'm stuffed; I eat until I'm satisfied.

  Tyson Gay

  Meals, Cheat, Week

  "Tyson Gay" by Dave Golokhov, www.askmen.com.

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• People can say you're fat because you're filling a void, or you eat for all these emotional reasons. I said, 'I don't need to focus on this anymore. It doesn't matter why I'm fat. Let's fix it.

  Stephanie Klein

  Emotional, People, Focus

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• You can still be cool when you’re dead. In fact, it’s much easier, because you aren’t getting old and fat and losing your hair.

  Audrey Niffenegger

  Hair, Facts, Losing

  Audrey Niffenegger (2014). “The Time Traveler's Wife”, p.62, Simon and Schuster

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• She was so fat that her clothes are made by Omar the tent maker.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Clothes, Tents, Omar

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