Fats Quotes - Page 19

• Because I'm fat, people believe I'm somehow vulnerable and easy to handle in a negotiation. Ever try to negotiate with a fat guy? We can be mean: Marvin Davis, Harvey Weinstein, Hermann Goering. No one screws around with us for long.

  Bernie Brillstein

  Believe, Mean, Long

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• Using the energy in a scene can really cut the fat off of something and streamline it. It can make it work for you and activate it for you in a way.

  Greta Gerwig

  Cutting, Energy, Way

  Source: collider.com

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• When I started out as a model, I took things for granted. Because I bagged work thanks to my looks, I didn't give my body any importance. I was a couch potato who'd eat anything. Then, in 2005, a tabloid ran a story calling me fat. I thought, 'I'm famous. How can I be fat?' It was a slap. I decided to get fit.

  Bipasha Basu

  Giving, Looks, Stories

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• If you eat three times a day, you become fat. If you read three times a day, you become wise. It's better to be wise than fat.

  Shimon Peres

  Wise, Three, Ifs

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• I keep my weight low, although you need to be able to move your weight around the race car to change the balance. I'm 6ft and I'm 70kg so I haven't much fat on me.

  Jenson Button

  Moving, Race, Car

  Interview with Laura Potter, www.theguardian.com. December 5, 2009.

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• This is true; virtually all edible substances, and many automotive products, are now marketed as being low-fat or fat-free. Americans are obsessed with fat content.

  Dave Barry

  Substance, Obsessed, Lows

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• The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

  Bob Hope

  Good Friend, Weight Loss, Dieting

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• When you go to the grocery store, you find that the cheapest calories are the ones that are going to make you the fattest - the added sugars and fats in processed foods.

  Michael Pollan

  Sugar, Stores, Groceries

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• When a Dalmatian sees a cow he must be like, 'What the hell happened to him? I am high right now. That dalmatian is fat and smeary.' When the cow sees the Dalmatian he must be like, 'He looks amazing. I am so out of shape, this is ridiculous. My tits are on the ground here.

  Demetri Martin

  Dalmatians, Looks, Shapes

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• My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Wife, Lasts, Saws

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• It sucks being fat, you know.

  Drew Carey

  Knows, Being Fat

  "Drew Carey Weight Loss (PICTURE): Did He Really Shed Diabetes along with Fat?". www.cbsnews.com. September 20, 2010.

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• Americans are not gonna conserve. We're not gonna shift to smaller cars. We can't - we have big, fat kids.

  Greg Giraldo

  Kids, Car, Bigs

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• Younger people are generally more adventurous - they're more open, more fun - have you met many guys my age? Guys my age are married or divorced or grumpy, fat and balding.

  Madonna Ciccone

  Fun, People, Guy

  Interview with Ryan Seacrest, October 2009.

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• The most popular Valentine's Day gift is chocolate. In the 1800's, doctors told their patients to eat chocolate to get over a broken heart. They also thought if you're going to be alone, who cares if you get fat.

  Craig Ferguson

  Valentine, Heart, Doctors

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• A woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was strudel.

  Craig Ferguson

  Baby, Germany, Firsts

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• If you had a personal trainer, you would probably eat him. I know that in every fat person, there's a skinny person inside, but you could have all the season's contestants of America's Next Top Model in you. I hope I get reincarnated as your feet. That way, you'd never see my face again... Oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have insulted you. Because in my country, cows are sacred.

  George Lopez

  Country, Sorry, Feet

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• It was so ridiculous. We were just sitting there, thinking about how ridiculous it was because we literally had stray hairs on us. The camera couldn't pick up all the details, but we had some crazy things. We had huge slabs of fat on us and bits of nails and hair. It was disgusting. But, there's also the beautiful parts of it.

  Steven Yeun

  Beautiful, Crazy, Thinking

  Source: collider.com

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• I do think sometimes when scrolling through the TV and there's something on and I look at it and I think oh, my god. I thought I was fat? What is my problem?

  Meryl Streep

  Thinking, Looks, Tvs

  Source: www.npr.org

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• When I was younger I spent way too much time thinking about me being too fat. So stupid.

  Meryl Streep

  Stupid, Thinking, Too Much

  Source: www.npr.org

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• The career I chose was a drama major in college, at Yale, when I played a 90-year-old woman. One of my most celebrated roles. Then I played a really fat person. I played a lot of different things. That's how I thought I loved to wrangle my talent, my need to express myself. I like to do it that way.

  Meryl Streep

  Drama, College, Yale

  Source: blankonblank.org

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• I miss third grade because you could kill people in dodgeball. Remember the rules to dodgeball? If you're fat or have glasses, don't show up because you'll die.

  Jay Mohr

  Glasses, People, Missing

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• The ultimate act of cowardice is the fat-headed wrestling guy sitting behind the frail kid in math class, clipping him on the ear, saying: 'What are you going to do about that, faggot?' That is cowardice. When the bullets start flying past that jock's saucer-shaped ears, that's not cowardice. That's payback.

  Doug Stanhope

  Kids, Wrestling, Math

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• Ever see a skinny guy on a cold day? You know they tremble like Chihuahuas. Then you see a fat guy in a tank top - nine degrees, he's sweatin'. Look at 'Titanic,' remember the boat goes into the icy cold waters? Little skinny Leonardo: dead. Final scene, Kathy Bates on a rowboat, coat open, eating a hotdog.

  Greg Fitzsimmons

  Water, Guy, Tanks

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• So my doctor told me to watch what I'm eating - to read food labels. I'm in the store reading the Fig Newtons label: I've always liked Fig Newtons. I'm reading the label to make sure everything's fine: fat content. I looked at the serving size; two cookies. Who eats two cookies? I eat Fig Newtons by the sleeve: two sleeves is a serving size. I open them both and eat them like a tree chipper; Fig Newton shavings coming off the side.

  Brian Regan

  Reading, Doctors, Two

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• I'm not fat. I'm fluffy!

  Gabriel Iglesias

  Fluffy

  "Gabriel Iglesias: I'm Not Fat... I'm Fluffy". Comedy, www.imdb.com. 2009.

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