If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease.
Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.
Show me who your friends are, and I will tell you what you are.
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, since it has no ears.
I believe I once considerably scandalized her by declaring that clear soup was a more important factor in life than a clear conscience.
If the English can survive their food, they can survive anything.
The main facts in human life are five: birth, food, sleep, love and death.
Research tells us that fourteen out of any ten individuals like chocolate.
When I ponder my mind I consistently find It is glued On food.
If pale beans bubble for you in a red earthenware pot, you can often decline the dinners of sumptuous hosts.
The first zucchini I ever saw I killed it with a hoe.
Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.
To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.
Let the stoics say what they please, we do not eat for the good of living, but because the meat is savory and the appetite is keen.
I wouldn't hunt a person down for food. But if he were already dead.
Hunger is not debatable.
Bouillabaisse is only good because cooked by the French, who, if they cared to try, could produce an excellent and nutritious substitute out of cigar stumps and empty matchboxes.
FOOD is the most widely abused anti-anxiety drug in America, and EXERCISE is the most potent yet underutilized antidepressant.
Roast Beef, Medium, is not only a food. It is a philosophy. ... Roast Beef, Medium, is safe, and sane, and sure.
Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body.
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.
Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!
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