Golf is a better game played downhill.
Practice puts brains in your muscles.
You know you're on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do.
The trouble that most of us find with the modern matched sets of clubs is that they don't really seem to know any more about the game than the old ones did.
The more you play it the less you know about it.
Baseball reveals character; golf exposes it.
Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.
One of the most fascinating things about golf is how it reflects the cycle of life. No matter what you shoot - the next day you have to go back to the first tee and begin all over again and make yourself into something.
Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.
Nobody ever remembers who finished second at anything.
Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture.
Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.
I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray.
Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.
You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.
I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.
Swing hard in case you hit it.
Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour.
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.
If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.
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