There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.
Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.
The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows.
What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.
I'm the best. I just haven't played yet.
Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
The harder you work, the luckier you become.
I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right.
The better your attitude and the harder you work, the luckier you get.
Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.
My father's saying, The harder you work, the luckier you get.
Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling.
I never learned anything from a match that I won.
Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger.
I never felt that I didn't have a chance to win.
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would've been a great shot.
I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.
Putting allows the touchy golfer two to four opportunities to blow a gasket in the short space of two to forty feet.
My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.
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