If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.
You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
We learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
I never said most of the things I said.
You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!
I have a terrible memory; I never forget a thing.
The budget was unlimited, but I exceeded it.
A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
Tell them to stand closer apart.
I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.
I was always an independent, even when I had partners.
Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting.
You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.
Of course a politician's promise isn't worth the paper it's written on.
I never liked you, and I always will.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that men never learn anything from history.
I am not going to say I told you so, but I did.
Why don't you pair'em up in threes?
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