If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women.
If you want something done, ask a busy person.
For mad I may be, but I will never be convenient.
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
We women talk too much, but even then we don't tell half what we know
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Why are women... so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
I’ve often thought it unfair that women are expected to stay at home when there’s a fight to be won. If a woman has the strength to bear a child, she can swing a sword as well as any man.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
No woman who had been intimate with a god was easily disturbed.
It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily.
Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
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