High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
I prefer the word 'homemaker' because 'housewife' always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
I hate women because they always know where things are.
A woman should soften but not weaken a man.
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause.
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.
Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships.
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
I do not believe in using women in combat, because females are too fierce.
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.
Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.
To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.
All pretty girls are a trap, a pretty trap, and men expect them to be.
Do you not know I am a woman? when I think, I must speak.
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
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