The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows.
Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.
The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face.
The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.
For this game you need, above all things, to be in a tranquil frame of mind.
I have found the game to be, in all factualness, a universal language wherever I traveled at home or abroad.
Golf is not, on the whole, a game for realists. By its exactitudes of measurements it invites the attention of perfectionists.
My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.
Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.
Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?
Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.
The older I get, the better I was.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.
I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.
The game has such a hold on golfers because they compete not only against an opponent, but also against the course, against par, and most surely- against themselves.
Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling.
Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.
On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.
Through years of experience I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt.
I didn't miss the putt. I made the putt. The ball missed the hole.
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
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